Like, be honest. All rise.

The vibe has arrived, and she is serving justice in looks.

Your Honor, the only thing my defendant killed was the vibes.

And she is, like, so sorry about that. Stop it.

Shut up.

I put the lit in litigate.

Now, he's supposed to be tried by a jury of his peers, but we couldn't find that many mid-men.

Zing!

Just kidding.

They're everywhere, bestie.

Am I right? Get out of here.

Excuse me, Your Honor.

That's, like, so sus, right?

That's a lie, but go off.

Talk is cheap?

You haven't seen my hourly rate. I deserve a settlement just for dealing with this man.

Objection!

Let her cook.

He is, like, so proud of his oral argument.

This you?

You call it going through his stuff.

I call it discovery. Your Honor, I have receipts.

Let me pull up the screenshots of the group chat.

May the record reflect that your client is DeLulu.

It looks like you.

It's the defense for me. Okay, but did I ask?

I call my next witness to the stand, my bestie.

Oh, my God.

Clap for her, you guys.

This is her outfit of slay.

Go off.

Tell the truth.

A unibrow.

Look at that.

Fucking get it. Time isn't the only thing being served.

I don't smoke.

I'm Gen Z.

This unibrowed motherfucker looks exactly like you, bitch. Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.

Damn straight, that's a Barbie quote.

Hey, Barbie. Your Honor, I rest my case because I must go get my beauty sleep.

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