What is it called?

What is it?

Super Hot?

The PlayStation 5.

Here we go.

I'm driving the PlayStation 5.

I'm gonna drive us over to some games.

Let's get some games for this thing.

Oh no!

This is what it looked like when people saw a PS5 in the store two years ago.

Bye bye!

I love you!

I was playing the old Astro Bot with my daughter and she was waving back at the robot.

It's so cute.

The Gorilla Nebula.

Now maybe this is a good game actually.

Oh look at this.

This is a good graphics type of game.

Look at the flamingos.

You know they used to call me Flamingo Dingo but that was back in Mexico.

We don't talk about that.

Look at the leaves on this game.

Look at that water.

Oh that's nice.

Oh listen to the jingle on these flowers.

You get a nice jingle from there.

Now you can get on the tree if you know how to do this right.

Boom.

You see what I'm saying?

Now watch this.

Watch what I say.

You can bop.

Boom.

Right up there.

You see what I'm saying?

No!

He's trying to kill Jak and Daxter.

Give me that guy.

What's these guys?

Oh this is nice.

Oh I like this.

Look at all the physics.

Look at the physics on this slide.

Oh we're going in.

Look at the fish on that pond.

You can't do that on Nintendo Switch.

Look at all those fish.

Oh my goodness.

Look at that turtle.

You can't do that on PlayStation 2 baby.

Oh this duck is a throwback to the game Bubba Ducky for PS3.

Look at the physics on the duck's butt.

Oh my goodness.

Look at this.

Oh that's slick.

Oh that's slick with that.

Watch out for this guy.

He'll steal your hat.

Oh what is that?

I cut the bamboo with my little laser.

Oh that's slick.

Oh it's a slick type game.

Oh it's one of the slick type of games.

Look at that.

Oh that's a slick game.

Oh that's a good game.

Oh look.

Oh.

Oh this is nice.

Oh what is this guy?

Oh you know I like this type of guy.

Oh cool.

That's Yoshi.

That's what Yoshi is.

Yep.

That's Yoshi mode.

Flamingos.

I can fly too.

I'm one of you.

Whee.

I join you.

Whee.

I die.

These guys remind me of those guys who save in Rayman.

The Jinjos.

From Banjo-Kazooie.

You're still in a tree.

Snake eater.

This is- That's straight from Mario Galaxy.

I'm telling.

Oh it's Gray Fox.

You know his wife was a Russian figure skater from Czechoslovakia that she was made out of nanomachines.

I know everything about games.

So I know everything about what's in this game.

Maybe he's inside of the seal.

Because if I was a robot, that's what I would do.

Ice cream.

Oh these are dipping dots.

Look at the graphics on this graphics.

Look at that water.

Oh my goodness.

Can you jump in here?

Ah!

Who are these little guys?

Hey!

You're still in a tree.

Snake eater.

Oh look at the leaves.

Look at the physics on the leaves.

Oh my goodness.

Look at that.

Oh that's nice.

That's nice.

Oh look at that water.

Oh my goodness.

That's nice.

Oh look at that water.

You dick.

Oh frog hands.

That's what I've been saying they should put in this.

Look at this.

Told you guys this game was gonna be good.

Whoa.

Oh look everybody it's Ridge Racer.

Oh I like this music for this level.

These lemurs are from the lemur from Uncharted 4.

Look it up.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

All right I did it.

Wah wah wah.

We're going through the monkey's portal.

There's only two types of people in life.

Those who will enter the monkey's portal and those who will not.

Sly Cooper.

Window Max.

I was one of the seven people who played ARMS.

Look at all my Timbs.

Let's do a tower of Timbs.

Now what they didn't expect though was for me to come over here and say this.

Yep.

Yep.

And then oh they knew.

But did they think that I would ever do it again?

They knew I would do it again.

I can't resist.

Doggy?

This doggy does this?

Oh look at that glass.

Look at that.

Now that's PS5 Pro right there.

If Ratchet and Clank was here, I'd be able to buy like one power-up with all this.

Armadillo?

Oh this is Mario Galaxy.

Donkey Kong is nothing without his teeth.

What?

It can't be.

What?

There's no way.

This can't be real.

I was just playing this.

This is unbelievable.

They did a whole level based on Black Myth Wukong.

Give me that monk.

There's Baboon Dini.

Where's Monkey Claws?

Give me that one.

Now where's Count Monkey?

Don't make me throw dynamite at you.

Because you know that I like to.

I'm dead.

To catch this monkey we must step into the mind of a monkey.

And what he likes is bananas.

The gacha lab is open, not Ass Ape Escape.

Monkey Mode!

This is the monkey music.

Captain Picture's in this?

Rip his head off.

Oh I'm trapped.

Oh that is slick.

That is slick.

Oh my goodness.

Oh that is crazy for that.

Oh.

Oh that is slick.

Look at the little sewer glitch.

Zoop.

Oh that's slick.

Shoop.

Little baby tiny guy.

Oh yeah.

That clothesline.

I'm the clothesline baby.

I'm going into the bed.

Yeah.

He was in the bed.

Oh I know this game.

Marvel vs.

Capcom 2.

Biggie what are you doing in this game?

Ah this is a, clearly this is a homage to the triangle button from PlayStation.

One of the greatest buttons.

Trunk of Funk?

It's the cow from PlayStation.

Hey, how you doing buddy?

What the hell is that?

Is that the Trunk of Funk over there?

What is he saying?

Can anybody read lips?

I'm going in his mouth.

Na na na.

Na na na.

Na na na.

Na na na.

Na na na.

Uh huh.

I don't know why the lyrics turn into potato man but that's the potato dance.

Do the potato dance.

The potato dance.

Mushroom dance.

Mushroom dance.

Give me that guy.

Give me that guy.

I see him.

Why does he sound like an elephant?

He's going Moses mode.

Whoa.

Oh I know this game.

Gears of War.

I mean they got the axe.

They got the environment.

They got the birds.

They got the music.

But what?

Oh, now they ask AAA.

Now they ask AAA.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ba dee ba.

Dee birdie.

Snake eater.

Ba ba ba.

Slow mo casino.

Oh, this level better not be like a casino that goes into slow motion.

Slow mo.

Bam.

Bam.

Wham.

Wham.

Wham.

Oh, that was slick.

This is bringing me back to Psychonauts 2.

The classic bullet time to win the slot machine off of beautiful Joe.

Classic.

Bam.

Ba ba dam.

Oh, that is slick.

That is slick.

Jack and Daxter.

Look at him.

Look at him.

Get out of there.

You go over there.

You dead.

What I've learned from video games is that casinos is really fun to go to.

Ha ha ha.

Ah, Final Fantasy.

I'm a sponge?

Ah, ha ha ha.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

You guys can't feel this right now, but I'm getting rained down on the controller right now and it's crazy.

Look at these little lights going off on the sand.

Room full of snakes in the Snake Galaxy?

This better not be a snake boss.

It's a big ass snake that you gotta fight.

This funky ass music with this like, Egyptian shit.

This is like, straight out of Sonic Adventure 2.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I feel like they're not showing off the physics enough with this game.

Look at this.

This is such a fancy looking game.

Oh my goodness.

Look at this, man.

That just looks incredible.

This is good ass music for this level.