Yeah, it's always been a dream of mine to be on The Bachelorette.

I just, I know I'm going to find my true love here.

Yeah, I cannot wait to meet all the guys.

Hi, I'm Matthew.

Hi, I'm Brittany.

You look stunning.

Thank you.

I was surprised, but hey, it's great.

I'm here to meet all types of guys.

You look beautiful.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure's mine.

Okay, so I'm seeing a pattern here.

Alright, what's going on?

13 seasons, 325 men, but only three Asians, ever.

That's .9% of the show.

This season, we're making up for lost time.

Okay guys, you ready?

It's time to head on into the house.

Oh my god, those are really nice.

Hey, where's the brown shoes?

Hi, I'm Jared, and I've got my master's degree, my Ph.D. degree, but what I don't have is my bachelorette degree.

Ni hao, I'm Ming. I'm here to bring ratings from China.

Hey guys, I'm Nick, I'm a dentist, and I'm from Edison, New Jersey, and I'm here to represent brown town.

Hi, I'm Tom.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to drink.

Um, am I on the right show?

Alright boys, cheers!

Cheers!

Wait, wait, wait, does anybody need a Pepsib?

I guess a lot of the guys have really bad acid reflux.

Cheers!

Yeah, I didn't know Asians drink so much.

Glenn, Johnny, Dom, first name basis.

You know we only get that expensive shit.

It's gonna be a party.

Giving these guys the exposure we've all been missing.

Okay, yes, I'll admit, you know, before the show,

I had never dated an Asian guy before.

But now, I've learned to look past all the superficial stuff, and you know, just, just focus on what's inside.

This is a Mandarin, like me.

I think we got a pretty good chance making it to the end.

I mean, we're a brother duo, with abs.

How can you top that?

Hi, I'm Jason.

I'm Justin.

And we're twins.

And they have abs too!

The most talented cast we've ever seen.

Being the first Filipino contestant on The Bachelorette,

I'm hoping to stand out with my singing.

I didn't think we were gonna go there, but if we're resorting to cheap tricks, it's about to go down.

You wanna see real talent?

So I've already prepared all your taxes for the year.

Wow.

Looks like you have a very tiny cavity on your premolar butt.

Don't worry.

I can take care of that under the table.

Alright.

How about this table?

I sold that ab in China for $450 million.

Ah!

What's up, bitches?

Woo!

That's talent, baby!

I'm drunk!

Asian guys are, like, so multi-talented.

And I am becoming so cultured.

So, this is dim sum.

Uh-huh.

Which is what we will be doing to the likes later, if you want to.

Did you know there's over 720 dialects of Hindi?

Some would say I'm an expert in tongues.

I like making personalized gifts.

So I put your face on a pillow.

What?

They're very popular in Japan.

Could love be in the air?

Tax return and...

Hey.

Uh, could I steal you for a second?

I think one of these men is really starting to stand out.

And I know, I know, I know I said I'd never date an actor, but he's really handsome and charming.

And he's been in some big, like, Korean dramas.

It's pretty cool.

Say it again.

Soon to blow.

Secrets come out.

Brittany, wait.

Have you seen this?

What is that?

That is a photo of Mike.

But you wouldn't recognize him because he's had plastic surgery.

Is this true?

Look, it was just the eyelids.

Just the eyelids.

It's very cheap in Korea.

If you ever want to...

What?

I'm sorry.

I can't do this right now.

No.

Stop lying to her.

Please.

You shut the f*** up.

I told you that in confidence.

Do you know how old this guy is?

He's 53.

What?

Look, it's not my fault Asians don't raisin.

I'm sorry.

We're finished, okay?

That is just no way to start a relationship.

Oh my god.

I mean...

The feelings are just, like, eating me away.

A season unlike anything you've ever seen.

Literally.

We've never even seen, like, two Asians at a time.

And here is my roll.

That looks so good.

Here's my roll.

Wow.

That is one big roll.

That's not even practical.

Yeah.

Ah!

Stop it!

Brittany!

I thought you said I was your best soda partner.

Jjajangmyeon is a Chinese dish.

You told her it was from Korea.

She don't know the difference!

Get out of here!

I never thought this decision would be so difficult.

I didn't sign up for this.

I would have just gotten a range marriage.

I'll even cut off my man bun for you, girl!

I don't even think people know I'm here.

I mean, have I gotten any screen time?

No, Justin, please.

I can't believe you'd do that to me.

No, Justin!

I thought Thai food was from Taiwan.

That's how you do it.

Some people are here for the wrong reasons.

It's ruining the sanctity of this whole thing.

He's gotta go.

I think my journey here is almost done.

When I think of you, I think the one.

It's my favorite movie.

I love that guy.

I think I made the right choice.

Gentlemen.

Now it is the end of the show, and Brittany has thought very hard about her decision.

And the final red envelope goes to...

I'm drunk!

It's very cheap in Korea.

You know, if you ever want to get anything done...

What?!

Wow, girl.

I'm crying right now, but I just can't because of the surgery.

This is a mandarin.

Like me.

Let's make mandarin juice.

You said mandarin juice?

Yeah.