So you end up spending all of your energy trying to hide it.

I wonder what he's getting out of the fridge.

You are so quick to assume they're dating someone and act so happy about it.

I didn't know you and Andrew are dating. I'm so happy for you! That's so great!

- We're not. You know that. - Really?

Yeah. Don't you like Andrew?

And to throw everyone off, you make up fake crushes.

You know who I actually like? Um... Dan from IT. Never even met that guy.

You try to subtly highlight how compatible you both are.

I liked "Apollo 13." But you're right, no one else liked it, except...

Well, I think Andrew liked it, right?

Oh, yeah... I guess you and Andrew were the only two that liked it.

Yeah!

Hmm... neat.

Argh, just say we're destined!

- I'm gonna get another cookie. - The cookies were so good.

Oh! And you have to always forget them on a guestlist.

- Eigue, Quinta, Justin... that's everyone, right? - What about Andrew?

Oh! Uh... he's like, kind of creepy though, right?

- What? No! We have to invite him. - Yeah, total... I mean...

Then you freak out and say hi to everyone else but them.

Alisha, good to see you!

- So, what's going on tonight? - Hi, Ashley.

Oh! Hi Andrew, I didn't see you there.

It's just that you're so scared that they'll find out you like them.

So even though you want to talk to them, you just come off rude.

- Hey, Ash. - I think now it's my chance while I'm still young to grow it longer.

- It looks fine. - Don't... It doesn't look fine. Your hair is... stupid.

Not like stu... Oh! Kill me.

Do you think she likes me?

Yes! Yeah...

Girl... girls are weird.

- Girls are weird... Yeah.- Girls are weird, yeah.