Happy friend-a-mursary, Squidward!

Ah!

SpongeBob, what time is it?

It's one minute after midnight on the day that we first met.

It's all here in my Squidward memory book.

What?

Here's us at camp.

Here's when I moved in right next door.

Oh, and here's when I got employee of the month instead of you again.

Here's when I took a few minutes ago.

Look at you, just like an angel.

All right, that's it!

Get out!

Okay, see you around, friend.

Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend.

Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend.

Friend, friend, friend-a-mursary.

Happy friend-a-mursary!

Ah!

Remember the first time I startled you into this trash can?

Ah, go away, go away!

Ah, ah, ah, classic Squiddy.

Ah, memories.

Is he here? Is he here?

Ah, ah, hm, hm, hm.

Hm, not here.

Hey, Squidward!

Remember that time I dedicated a song to you?

Oh, you do remember.

Leave me be!

Ah!

Ah, ah, ah.

Remember the time I got you these rocket skates?

Uh, no.

That's because we're making a new memory.

Happy friend-a-mursary!

Eh, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob?

SpongeBob?

SpongeBob?

Huh.

Ah!

Ah!

Here.

Ah, the Kelpie G concert.

Now that was a good memory.

Ah.

Remember this, Squidward?

Ah!

Ah!

Happy friend-a-mursary!

Ah, ha, ha, ha!

Ah, ah, ah!

Oh!

Ah.

Remember this, Squidward?

Remember this, Squidward?

Remember this, Squidward?

Please, you've got to help me!

Remember this, Squidward?

Oh, no, no, no!

Happy friend-a-mursary!

Happy friend-a-mursary!

He remembers every day!

Everything that happened, even things that didn't happen!

Maybe even things that will happen!

Things that will never happen if he remembers it!

It happens!

Get a hold of yourself, Squidward!

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

There's got to be a way out!

There's got to be a way to erase the...

An eraser!

I'll erase his memories of me!

Ah, ha, ha, ha!

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Hm?

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!

There's only one more place he keeps his memories.

Nya-oing.

Ah!

Erase me, erase me!

Oh, Squidward.

Let's be roommates and live together forever and ever and ever.