To list his credits would be an insult to not only him, but all of us.

列舉他的功勞不僅是對他的侮辱，也是對我們所有人的侮辱。

You can see him now alongside Jason

你現在可以看到他和傑森在一起

Segel in the very funny show, Shrinking.

西格爾在非常有趣的節目《縮小》中。

Season 2 premieres next Wednesday on Apple TV+.

第二季將於下週三在 Apple TV+ 上首播。

Please welcome Harrison Ford.

有請哈里森-福特。

It's very good to see you.

很高興見到你

It's very nice to be seen.

被人看到的感覺非常好。

How are you?

你好嗎？

I wish we could, I wish our all, yes, go ahead.

我希望我們能做到，我希望我們所有人都能做到，是的，請說。

Just ask me how I was.

就問我過得怎麼樣。

How are you?

你好嗎？

You didn't let me answer.

你沒讓我回答。

I knew you were going to give me a weird answer, because there's something that you do.

我就知道你會給我一個奇怪的答案，因為你會做一些事情。

And I've picked, I've finally figured it out after all these years.

經過這麼多年，我終於想通了。

You've been on the show a lot of times.

你上過很多次節目。

You come here and you torture everyone, including me, in the funniest possible way.

你來到這裡，用最有趣的方式折磨每個人，包括我。

Yeah?

是嗎？

I'm not going to do that tonight.

我今晚不打算這麼做。

Well, you've already done that tonight, because one of our producers, Ken, he told me that he walked into your dressing room and he started to give you a briefing on what we were going to discuss.

嗯，你今晚已經做到了，因為我們的製片人之一，肯，他告訴我，他走進你的更衣室，開始給你介紹我們要討論的內容。

You turned on a hairdryer the whole time he was speaking.

他說話的時候，你一直開著吹風機。

I was like, what?

我當時想，什麼？

I was like, what?

我當時想，什麼？

And what's done, what's done.

該做的都做了。

And once he was done speaking, you turned off the hairdryer.

他一說完，你就關掉吹風機。

The whole time.

一直都是

I'm finally catching up.

我終於趕上了。

Did you hear anything he said, or no?

你聽到他說什麼了嗎？

No.

不

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不

But it's fun.

但這很有趣。

But I've never let him speak before.

但我從沒讓他說過話。

So it was kind of.

所以它是一種。

He has a hard time with speaking just in general.

他一般很難開口說話。

He also said on the phone yesterday that you asked him what he was going to be wearing to the show tonight.

他昨天在電話裡還說，你問他今晚穿什麼衣服去演出。

Yeah.

是啊

You're dressed almost identically, by the way.

順便說一句，你們穿得幾乎一模一樣。

I should point out.

我應該指出

Yes, Ken.

是的，肯。

Doesn't he look great?

他看起來很棒吧？

There's Ken.

肯來了

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Sport jacket.

運動夾克

Yeah.

是啊

Button-down shirt.

鈕釦襯衫

Hey, Ken?

嘿，肯？

You should have blow-dried your hair.

你應該把頭髮吹乾。

I'm just saying.

我只是說說而已。

Do you have hobbies?

你有愛好嗎？

Are you a person that has hobbies?

您有自己的愛好嗎？

I had a hobby, but I turned it into something resembling a job.

我有一個愛好，但我把它變成了類似工作的東西。

I see.

我明白了

So your hobby is acting.

所以你的愛好是表演。

Because when you were a kid, we found a photograph of you in high school, very handsome young man.

因為在你小時候，我們發現了一張你高中時的照片，非常帥氣的小夥子。

You're at a lot of, you're in a lot of clubs.

你參加了很多俱樂部。

Social science club, president, boys club, representative, model railroad club, class council representative, variety show, and gymnastics.

社會科學俱樂部主席、男生俱樂部代表、鐵路模型俱樂部代表、班委會代表、綜藝表演和體操。

Wow.

哇

Uh.

呃......

Is there something you take issue with on this list that shouldn't be on here?

在這份名單中，是否有你認為不應該出現在這裡的內容？

I've never been president.

我從沒當過總統

I've been president of nothing.

我什麼總統都沒當過

You've never been?

你從沒去過？

You weren't president of the social science club?

你不是社會科學俱樂部的主席嗎？

What is social science?

什麼是社會科學？

The news.

新聞

Oh, the news.

哦，新聞。

So like social studies.

就像社會研究一樣。

The news, dude.

新聞，夥計。

I see.

我明白了

Yeah.

是啊

The news, dude.

新聞，夥計。

It's kind of a, it's kind of a pseudoscience now.

它現在有點像偽科學。

Yeah, well, now it's, yeah, it would definitely not be called a science anymore.

是啊，現在，是啊，它肯定不會再被稱為科學了。

No, it doesn't qualify.

不，它不符合條件。

We're making pasta later.

我們一會兒要做意大利麵。

And I know you have to go to your premiere.

我知道你得去參加首映式。

I was hoping you could hang out and cook.

我希望你能在這裡做飯。

Me too.

我也是。

You do do some cooking, right?

你會做飯吧？

But you've got a better cook than me.

但你的廚藝比我好。

We got a, yeah, we got a real chef.

我們有一個，是的，我們有一個真正的廚師。

You have an actual cook.

你有一個真正的廚師。

Yeah, are you not a great cook?

是啊，你不是個好廚師嗎？

I didn't say that.

我可沒這麼說。

Have you?

你有嗎？

I don't, I'm not in the restaurant business.

我沒有，我不是做餐飲生意的。

Right. Your son is a great chef.

好吧你兒子是個好廚師

Currently, at the moment, not in the restaurant business, which is an advantage.

目前沒有從事餐飲業，這是一個優勢。

Yeah, yeah, being in the restaurant business is.

是啊，是啊，做餐飲業就是這樣。

It's hard.

這很難。

It's very hard.

這很難。

It's really hard.

這真的很難。

I have enormous respect for the people that do it.

我非常敬佩從事這項工作的人。

And they work really, really hard.

他們工作得非常非常努力。

Have you worked as a cook?

你當過廚師嗎？

For relatively short periods of time, until they found out about me and fired me.

在相對較短的時間內，直到他們發現了我的問題並解僱了我。

Oh.

哦。

Where did you cook?

你在哪裡做飯？

My first job was, I cooked at a hospital.

我的第一份工作是在醫院做飯。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

I don't know what I told them, but they gave me a knife on a bunch of carrots.

我不知道我跟他們說了什麼，但他們給了我一把刀，刀上有一捆胡蘿蔔。

And I cut this part of my finger off.

我把手指的這一部分切了下來。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Within minutes.

幾分鐘之內

At the hospital.

在醫院

Yeah.

是啊

But the, so your finger on, back on department was right down the hall.

但是，你的手指，背部的部門就在走廊盡頭。

And right after that was where they fired you.

緊接著他們就解僱了你。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

For lying about.

因為撒謊

You gave your fingertip for those people and they let you go.

你為那些人獻出了自己的指尖，他們卻讓你離開。

Yeah.

是啊

It's wrong, yeah.

這是不對的

I cut this fingertip off.

我切掉了這個指尖。

I cut this fingertip off cooking, both of them.

我在做飯時把這根指頭切了下來，兩根都是。

I was not at the hospital, nor did I go to the hospital.

我當時不在醫院，也沒有去醫院。

But you weren't taking money for cooking at the time.

但你當時並沒有拿錢做飯。

I was not.

我沒有。

No, nobody was paying me.

不，沒人付錢給我。

I was just at the house, bleeding.

我剛才在家裡流血

Yeah.

是啊

That's why I'm a criminal and you're not.

這就是為什麼我是罪犯，而你不是。

Right, right.

對，對

Have you worked like in a restaurant or anything like that?

你在餐廳或類似地方工作過嗎？

No, but I worked on a yacht.

沒有，但我在遊艇上工作過。

Oh, on a yacht.

哦，在遊艇上。

Yeah, and it came to me to be responsible for feeding people.

是啊，我就得負責給人們提供食物。

Rich people, I assume.

我猜是有錢人。

Far beyond my means at the time.

遠遠超出了我當時的經濟能力。

This is, you're living where at the time?

你現在住在哪裡？

Chicago.

芝加哥。

I was working on a yacht that was owned by the youngest bank president in Chicago at the time.

我當時在一艘遊艇上工作，這艘遊艇的主人是當時芝加哥最年輕的銀行行長。

He had a yacht.

他有一艘遊艇。

And a boutonniere.

還有胸花。

Well, he had a boutonniere.

他還戴了胸花呢

And he wore one of those hats with the scrambled eggs on the stuff.

他戴著一頂印有炒雞蛋的帽子。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Captain hat?

船長帽？

Really?

真的嗎？

No, a captain hat with the boutonniere.

不，是帶胸花的上尉帽。

And he was a nice guy, but he didn't know much about cooking.

他是個好人，但不太懂烹飪。

Fortunately for you, huh?

你很幸運吧？

He was heir to the Swift Meat Packing Company.

他是斯威夫特肉類包裝公司的繼承人。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

So all I had to do was buy really expensive beef.

所以，我所要做的就是買非常昂貴的牛肉。

And you made it and you grilled meat for him, yeah?

是你做的，還為他烤了肉，是嗎？

Anybody can do that.

任何人都能做到這一點。

Yeah, anybody can do that.

是啊，誰都能做到。

Tim Walz was here last night.

蒂姆-瓦爾茲昨晚來過

You know who?

你知道是誰嗎？

Thank God.

感謝上帝

With Tim Walz.

與蒂姆-瓦爾茲一起

You like him?

你喜歡他？

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Yeah, he was a teacher.

是的，他是個老師。

He was, you know, he worked with kids.

他，你知道，他和孩子們一起工作。

He worked in the lunchroom.

他在午餐室工作。

He did a lot of this kind of stuff.

他做過很多這樣的事。

His job is not done.

他的工作還沒有完成。

His job is, well, he hasn't even been hired for the job yet, technically.

他的工作是，嚴格來說，他還沒被錄用呢。

Yeah, no, we still have to do that.

是啊，不，我們還是得這麼做。

But I was wondering if you, because even Donald Trump said,

但我想知道你是否，因為就連唐納德-特朗普也說：

I think you're his favorite movie president from Air Force One.

我覺得你是《空軍一號》裡他最喜歡的電影總統。

I was wondering if you have ever been approached, have you ever been approached to get involved in politics?

我想知道有沒有人找過你，有沒有人找過你參與政治？

About to do it right now.

馬上就去

Oh, you are?

哦，你是？

Here we go, all right.

我們開始吧

No, I was just kidding about entering into politics.

不，關於從政，我只是開個玩笑。

Because I've always been in politics.

因為我一直在從政。

We're all in politics.

我們都在從政。

Are we?

是嗎？

We should be.

我們應該

We have to be.

我們必須如此。

Because it's critical.

因為它至關重要。

And there's some really important decisions to be made.

我們需要做出一些非常重要的決定。

Right.

對

It's about saving the world.

這是為了拯救世界。

That's, yeah, well, that's.

那是，是啊，那是。

I mean, listen, you can't always do that.

我的意思是，聽著，你不能總是這樣做。

All right, we're going to take a break.

好了，我們休息一下。

Harrison Ford is here, ladies and gentlemen.

哈里森-福特來了 女士們先生們

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來

Born on the bad side.

生不逢時

Been down since I began to crawl.

從我開始爬行起就一直在下降。

It's one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最火爆的東西之一。

Now it's going to be the wallpaper on my phone.

現在，它將成為我手機的壁紙。

How did you get in here?

你是怎麼進來的？

Well, she picks you up every day.

她每天都來接你

I gave her the code.

我給了她密碼

Betrayal.

背叛

Look, dancing's supposed to be good for Parkinson's.

聽著，跳舞應該對帕金森症有好處。

I don't even like it.

我甚至不喜歡它。

You admit that you love our morning dancing, or it's never going to happen again.

你得承認你喜歡我們的晨舞，否則就再也不會有機會了。

It's my favorite, baby.

這是我的最愛，寶貝。

That is Harrison Ford in Stranger.

那是《陌生人》中的哈里森-福特。

Season 2 premieres next Wednesday on Apple TV+.

第二季將於下週三在 Apple TV+ 上首播。

We enjoy this show.

我們很喜歡這個節目。

My wife and I watch it.

我和妻子都會看。

You play a therapist who has Parkinson's disease, which doesn't sound funny, but it is funny.

你扮演一位患有帕金森症的治療師，這聽起來並不好笑，但確實很有趣。

It's a nice office atmosphere you guys have.

你們的辦公室氛圍真好。

Jason Segel is your co-star, one of your co-stars.

傑森-西格爾是你的合作主演，也是你的合作主演之一。

He says that it's intimidating working with you.

他說和你一起工作讓他感到害怕。

Do you sense that from him?

你從他身上感覺到了嗎？

Well, I'm really sorry to hear that.

聽到這個消息，我真的很難過。

That's not a good thing.

這可不是什麼好事。

Maybe he's, maybe I should get fired.

也許他是，也許我應該被解僱。

I think it's too late.

我認為為時已晚。

But I was wondering if there's an actor that you worked with that you felt like that way about.

但我想知道，是否有與你合作過的演員讓你有這種感覺。

Well, Alec Guinness.

亞歷克-吉尼斯

Alec Guinness.

亞歷克-吉尼斯

Oh, interesting.

哦，有意思。

Sean Connery.

肖恩-康納利

Did they, did they make it, did they try to ease your anxiety?

他們，他們是否做到了，他們是否試圖緩解你的焦慮？

No.

不

Not at all?

完全沒有？

No, actually, Alec Guinness did.

不，實際上是亞歷克-吉尼斯干的。

He tried to help me find an apartment when I first came to London to make Star Wars.

當我第一次來倫敦拍攝《星球大戰》時，他曾試著幫我找房子。

That's the kind of sir he was.

他就是這樣的先生。

Wow.

哇

Did he drive you around?

他開車帶你兜風了嗎？

No.

不

I didn't realize that I could have asked him.

我沒有意識到我可以問他。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

No, he just put out the word amongst his friends.

不，他只是在他的朋友中放出風聲。

And he got you an apartment?

他給你找了個公寓？

No, he didn't.

不，他沒有。

Oh.

哦。

Because his friends were too classy, and I didn't have enough money.

因為他的朋友太有品位，而我又沒有足夠的錢。

Some knight he is, he can't even get an apartment, for God's sake.

看在上帝的份上，他這個騎士連個公寓都找不到。

He was a very sweet man.

他是一個非常可愛的人。

And so was Alec Guinness, or not the other one, the other one.

亞歷克-吉尼斯也是，或者不是另一個，是另一個。

Sean Connery?

肖恩-康納利？

There's an episode where you are singing a Sugar Ray song.

有一集你在唱舒格-雷的歌。

And first of all, you have a very nice voice.

首先，你的聲音非常好聽。

I had not really heard you sing before.

我以前還真沒聽過你唱歌。

Had you, did you know that song, that?

你知道那首歌嗎？

Some enchanted evening.

某個迷人的夜晚

That's not the one.

不是這個。

Did you?

有嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

You may see a stranger.

你可能會看到一個陌生人。

You may see a stranger across a crowded room.

你可能會在擁擠的房間裡看到一個陌生人。

I'm sorry.

對不起

No, no, no, it's a, I was, I'll be telling you another time.

不，不，不，這是一個，我是，我會告訴你另一個時間。

They fell asleep over there.

他們在那邊睡著了。

They don't know.

他們不知道。

Did you ever imagine you'd be on a television show?

你想過自己會參加電視節目嗎？

I mean, a big movie star, this used to be a thing that nobody did.

我是說，一個大牌電影明星，這在以前是沒人會做的事。

Oh, you mean not this television show?

哦，你是說不是這個電視節目？

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不

I definitely, definitely didn't mean this television show.

我絕對絕對不是指這部電視劇。