Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Now that you have a baby daughter, do you take a lot of pictures? I take a crap load of pictures, but it's the digital age. So it's like, you know, my dad took, I mean, hundreds of thousands of photos, but not of us. You know, it was like, we'd have these family dinners and he would sort of, you know, right when the digital cameras came out, you know, it was also in perfect concert with when internet was dial up. So he would take about a hundred thousand photos and then at night he would get online on the dial up and email them to everybody. And you'd have, and I'm not joking here, you'd have like four or 500 pictures of a blurry meatloaf. And it would take, you know, the gross domestic output of most countries just to download all of these horrible files. And I remember, I was a terrible child. Let me preface it with that. I was about 18 years old and in the middle of the dinner once, I grabbed the camera and I went in the bathroom and I just took a picture of my penis. And I just wanted to see if he would naturally edit these photos at some point. Nope. What, he sent it out? Yeah. So I think there's one day, I hope it doesn't happen, but there's a penis picture of mine floating around somewhere. Well, guess what? We found it. Take a look. Let's see. What do you think this is? I never- CVMA doesn't mean triple X. I never understand. I've heard of people who are like, you know, like sexting and stuff and they'll like send a picture of a penis. I can't think of anything more threatening to send a woman than a picture of a penis. Like in terms of like sexy, it's like just a rung below, like a picture of yourself committing domestic terrorism. Like I don't know why someone does that. I don't know. I've been told mine is not threatening. People are like, we're fine with that. Show that to anybody. Hey, thanks for watching. Be sure to click subscribe to see even more great Conan clips. You may now return to your pirated movies and creepy Japanese pornography.
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