Got it.

Hey, wouldn't you get a second?

Stop looking at my boobs.

Excuse me.

Waitress.

Dude.

Hi. What can I get you?

We need some...

Is that annoying?

Is that obnoxious and rude?

No, it's not.

Is that obnoxious and rude?

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working?

Oh, you don't have a job. Sorry.

Damn, dude, she burned you.

Oh.

No.

Hipster.

No.

Do not think we're on the same team.

We have nothing in common.

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

You wear knit hats because of cold play.

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

And finally, you think...

This is the sound that gets you service.

I think...

This is the sound that dries up my vagina.

The other waitress disappeared.

The Russian one?

We need horseradish.

Please.

That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.