I calledyouintodaybecauseyourassistant, AlexJensen, haslodged a complaintagainstyou.
So I'vebeentold. But I can't understandwhatshehastocomplainabout. I mean, shehas a front-rowseatas I makescientifichistory. Butthere's stringcheeseinmymini-fridge, andthat's foranyone.
Andjustyesterday, I ledherawayfrom a lifeofsexualpromiscuitybymakingherlookatpicturesofdisease-riddengenitalia.
Cancelmynextappointment. Thisisgoingtotake a while.
Dr. Cooper, yousaidthingstoyouremployeethatyoujustcannotsayintheworkplace.
Likewhat?
Well, accordingtoMs. Jensen, yousaidthatshewas a slavetoherbiologicalurgesandcalledheraneggsaladsandwich.
I don't evenknowwhatthatmeans, but I'm goingtogoaheadandtellyou, youcan't sayit.
Oh, I seetheconfusionhere. No, no. Alexthought I wassinglingherout. No. I meantthatallwomenareslavestotheirbiologicalurges, youknow? Evenyou.
You're a slave.
I'm a what?
I'm justsaying, youknow, at a certainpointin a woman's menstrualcycle...
Youcan't talkaboutthateither, Dr. Cooper. Yourlanguageisentirelyinappropriate, and
I'm goingtoadvisethatyoushutyourmouthrightnow.
I don't seewhy I'm theonebeingpersecutedhere. Dr. Hofstadter, hewasbraggingabouthissexualdesirabilitytoanyonewhowouldlisten. AndHowardWolowitz, hespenttwoyearsusinguniversityresourcesbuilding a six-breastedsexrobot. Andattheoffice
Christmasparty, I heardRajeshKoothrappalirefertoyouseveraltimesasbrownsugar.