Tables 12, 4, 11.

Got it.

Hey, wouldn't you get a second?

Stop looking at my boobs.

Excuse me.

Waitress?

Dude?

Hi.

What can I get you?

We need some...

Is that annoying?

Is that obnoxious and rude?

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working?

Oh, you don't have a job.

Sorry.

Damn, dude.

She burned you.

Oh.

No.

Hipster.

No.

Do not think we're on the same team.

We have nothing in common.

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

You wear knit hats because of cold play.

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

And finally, you think...

After your service, I think...

This is the sound that dries up my vagina.

The other waitress disappeared.

The Russian one?

We need horseradish.

Please.

That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.

Paulina!

Oh, this is so, so good.

I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you were on break.

I need some horseradish.

Here.

Excuse me.

Where's my waitress?

Ah!

She's coming.

Hmm.

Earl.

Earl.

I made your favorite, red velvet.

My little cupcake brought me a cupcake.

Let me pay for that.

Oh, no, no.

It's on the house.

It's your birthday.

How old are you gonna be?

75.

Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger...

Yo, Max, Max, big news.

The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina.

Turns out Chessie Conocova was Vladimir Putin.

Ah!

Hello, today.

I have paycheck for you.

I need to talk to you.

You fired Paulina Han?

I am no longer Han Lee.

I have new American name to go with Changing Neighborhood.

To go with The Changing Neighborhood.

You need to remember this for your immigration exam.

Correct.

To go with The Changing Neighborhood.

Bryce?

Your name is Bryce Lee?

Wait, wait.

Um, um, um...