Do you have anything that's really special?

Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beets, I want kale, and instead of broccoli, more kale.

I want the veggies steamed, and instead of dressing, I want lemons.

Don't you need to write this down?

I'm afraid if I start writing that down, it'll turn into a suicide note.

I'm assuming this table's gonna have a lot more of those requests?

Mm-hmm.

Yes, I could tell by the hats.

Earl, I have something new I want you to try.

That's the exact same scent that got me hooked on cocaine in the 80s.

It's my new cupcake flavor.

Delicious dark chocolate that ladies can't help but love.

I'm calling it the Earl.

I knew you got that right.

I'm here.

I was running late, so I decided to hail a cab, and then I remembered I didn't have any money on me.

And then I remembered I didn't have any money at all, so I walked the whole way here.

The apartment's three blocks away.

Yes, I know.

Three blocks and 15 hola chicas away.

Well, you can't be late again.

I'm already worried about me being late every month.

On my way here, a homeless man asked me for money, and I told him that I usually always give, but that my father was indicted in a Ponzi scandal, and I've lost my family fortune in my Manhattan townhouse, so I've been sleeping on a couch in Brooklyn.

But in spite of it all, I'm still optimistic that you and I will achieve success in our exciting new cupcake business venture.

And look what he gave me.

You took money from a homeless man?

I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

Pick up.

Special sandwich.

I can think of even more special sandwich.

You, me, and a hot blonde giraffe.

Well, she recently lost her dignity, so you might have a shot.

Hello, today.

I have name tag for you.

Only your second day, and look, name tag already.

As new owner, I am killing it.

Thank you.

Oh, it says Carolyn.

It's Caroline.

With an E, I'm Caroline.

As new owner, I am sucking it.

Just put it on.

You can't tell an Asian he made a mistake.

He'll go on the back and throw himself on a sword.

Thank you, Mr. Lee.

You may call me Han.

H-A-N.

No trap in my name.

I'm thinking we should take the first step in our new cupcake business by writing Max's Homemade Cupcakes up on the specials board.

No, I can't have my name up there.

Everyone I owe money to thinks I live in Seattle.

Oh, we used to own Seattle.

Max, we've got to get the name out there.

Create a buzz.