Get it off me! Get it off me!

Stop! This is dry-clean only!

Max, please, please take me somewhere.

They have a hot shower. I beg of you.

Calm down. It's just mud.

Max, please!

Thank you so much for taking me to shower at your babysitting job.

Well, I didn't have much of a choice. You pulled the pillow knife on me.

I'll just introduce myself to your boss and tell her what happened.

Look, I don't want Peach to know you were here. This is a job, not a meet-and-greet.

Got it.

You get in there, you take a five-minute shower, clean it up, and go.

Fine. I'll hide in the hallway till she's gone.

No need. Just follow me, and she never really looks at me.

Morning!

Hi, Max!

Go, go, go, down the hall.

Hey, Peach, uh, hair and makeup. What's the big occasion?

Pilates.

Max, good news.

They found a way to make diamonds more sparkly?

I got Brad and Angelina a playdate with another set of twins in the building.

It starts in five minutes.

Cool. What are their names?

6B.

Bye-bye, Brangelina. Mommy loves you.

Guys, before you leave, stop at this one.

Angelina could use a little help. Contour that neck. She's a baddie.

Peach, come on. That's baby fat.

Still, kids can be cruel.

Don't you listen to your mommy, Angelina.

She never eats.

Oh, no, she doesn't.

Here it is. Caroline with an E.

I have your new and correct name tag.

Oh, thank you, hon.

Oh.

I see something I should not have.

I will just put correct name tag here on counter.

So sorry, but many thank yous.

What are you doing?

I know you said you don't want it up there, but now that you see it, how does it feel?

It feels like you're not listening to me at this job or at my other job.

I said a five-minute shower and get out.

Did you take a nap at Peach's?

The thread count was calling to me.

Peach found blonde hairs in her bed and thought her husband was cheating on her.

Which he is, but that's not the point.

You almost ruined a perfectly happy fake marriage and there are innocent children involved.

Well, I have some good news.

Look, it's Nabilangi.

I invited her in to taste your amazing cupcakes.

And when she loves them, we'll have an inn at her bakery.

Come over and say hello.

No, I can't now. I want to call Robbie before we get too busy.

Tell him I'm going to come over and get his stuff.

Oh, Max, wait.

Don't distract me.

I want to sound cool and hot and all that.

You can't have me anymore, sucker.

Max.

Robbie, it's me.

Classy burp on your outgoing message.

Max, I...