Stop fighting it, just give in to it.

I don't know why I'm quoting a rapist.

Can't we just stay a little bit longer?

We don't have any A.C. at home.

I have an A.C. you girls can use.

You have an air conditioner that works?

Oh, it works.

Ffff.

That's like an A.C. that just had salami.

There's more salami where that came from.

And my feet hurt.

Well, you got to stop wearing those stilts and get a pair of Skechers like normal broke-ass waitresses.

Skechers?

How dare you?

Besides, I can't afford new shoes.

These cost $900.

Well, then that's not pain, that's karma.

Look, I will help you out, okay?

I know a place we can go that has designer things at good prices.

Like a Barney's warehouse?

Kind of.

The Goodwill?

Welcome to my place.

We're shopping at The Goodwill?

You led me to believe we were real shopping.

I know.

I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place.

Do the face again.

I love it.

Okay, what's that smell?

It's going to be your smell from now on.

Now, pay attention.

I know where the good stuff is.

I know where the good stuff is.

Madison and 57th.

Follow me.

Clever bitches hide stuff they want to come back and buy because sometimes they don't have $3 to buy it at the time.

Who doesn't have $3?

You.

Last week, I hit a dope vintage blazer in the back of a nightstand, and here it is.

Six bucks, clever bitch bang-bang.

All right, well, we're here.

I'm going to make the best of it.

But first, I need a basket without a snow cone in it.

Hey, Trish.

Not for day-to-day, but at the country club?

You're kidding, but you're right.

Hey, when you find something, check the pockets for pills.

At a thrift store downtown, I found a purple one once and took it, fell asleep for eight hours.

That was my vacation that year.

Yay, shoes.

I can't believe I just said yay in goodwill.

Look, don't freak.

Shoes can be funky, but I have a special spray at home that makes them look new.

Did you get it from a wizard?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

These Brian Atwoods were mine.

I donated these to charity because I was photographed wearing them twice.