Like me.

I'm $8.

Oh my God.

I'm $8.

I've been reduced.

I'm sorry, it just all became so real to me.

I mean, I can't even believe it.

Um, didn't you see me crying?

Lots of people cry at Goodwill.

You go to France, you eat snails, you come here, you cry.

That's odd, you didn't even react.

You need to react when people cry.

I did, I rolled my eyes.

Look, eventually you'll learn to do that on the inside.

Okay, well, just FYI, when I used to cry in front of my other girlfriends, they'd be like, what you crying about, C-line?

Look at you, girl, you're fierce.

You got your glam on.

Are your girlfriends black drag queens?

Oh, awesome strokes, T.

I went to this concert, but I couldn't afford the shirt.

Oh, we're done with me.

I went to see them on this tour the summer after my junior year.

It was a really warm night, and I snuck out of the house, and we all...

Whatever.

And what?

What, did something great happen the night you got the T?

Look at me, does it look like something great ever happened?

Hey, cute T.

I have my eye on it.

I was just bringing my girl back to see it.

She was in the bathroom.

I had to throw up.

So hand it over.

You know the rule.

Turn your back on the rack, you're under attack.

That's not me.

That's the law of the will.

Yeah, you better walk away.

That was intense.

Oh, just another Wednesday at the will.

You said to look in things, right?

Max, look, on my first try.

Oh, slick.

Whoever hid those is going to be pissed.

Quality check.

Fabric, sturdy, no mysterious cross-stains.

Nice work, Nancy Drew.

And look, their designer.

Summer 2009, $350.

And for me today...

$5.

That's a reduction I like.

$5!

$5.

$5.

$5.

$5.

$5.

$5.

Hi, Maria.

How are you, Max?

I'm good.

How's your mom doing?

Good.

She really appreciated the cupcakes you made her.

Hi, Maria.

I'm Caroline, Max's friend.

Anyway, we can get the price down a bit for these.

I think $8 is steep, considering their condition.