Oh!

If that's your tequila noise,

God knows what your orgasm sounds like.

Same face, no sound.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it. It's the girl from The Will.

I got your back, girl.

What is she doing?

She thinks Goodwill has made her tough.

Um, hi, how are you?

I just wanted to talk to you about that shirt at The Goodwill.

See, my friend really wanted it, and, well, your friend has it.

What are you saying, bitch?

I'm not saying anything.

I'm just saying that you're a good girl.

What are you saying, bitch?

Okay, I think we might have got off on the wrong foot.

Do you want to feel my foot, bitch?

Well, I guess we know what your favorite word is.

Oh!

Those are not extensions, bitch.

I should break this up. I should break this up.

No, no, no, give her, like, four seconds to learn her lesson.

Okay, ow, all right, all right.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, come on, come on. It's okay.

Those are not extensions, bitch.

Are you still laughing?

Because it wasn't funny.

It was so funny.

It was like Looney Tunes funny.

It was like Bugs Bunny getting shot in the face funny.

Only in your version, Bugs Bunny tries to have a dialogue with a shotgun.

I was trying to get your T-shirt back.

I wanted you to have it because you lit up at the will when you saw it.

I do not light up, okay?

There's no light inside me.

What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks.

That was good money.

Thanks for looking out for me, Caroline.

You're welcome, Max.

It's a T-shirt.

It's gone.

I don't get attached to things.

How? My nail practically got torn off back there by Kat Von D-minus.

I'm gonna have to sleep with it elevated.

Is there a nail place around here?

Well, this is New York, so there's probably gonna be one right here.

Love when that happens.

Look, a two-for-one girlfriend special.

Genius. Go with me tomorrow before work.

It'll be cheaper if we both go.

I really need one.

Plus, you need one, too.

Well, I can't.

I have my own day of luxury already booked.

I'm doing laundry and then the tasting menu at Wendy's.

Come on. You and me, nails and air conditioning.

It'll be fun. You're doing it, girl.

Me and my friends used to love getting manicures.

Because they're black drag queens.

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