That boy's more stiff than Michelle Bachman's husband at a Chippendales.

I will give you the money for a trip to Fancy Dentist.

Really?

Full leg?

You would do that?

It's a favor I do for you, and at some point when I come to you for a favor, you will say yes, like I say yes now.

Well, I'd need to know what that favor might be.

I can't say for sure.

Will it be in a week or a month?

I can't say for sure.

Will it be sexual?

Yes, it will be.

This I can say for sure.

Thank you, but no.

I am such an idiot.

I like it.

Keep going.

My bike guard is just sitting in the bathroom of my townhouse.

If I could only get up on the roof, then I could break in through the skylight like I used to when I snuck out in high school.

Hello, I'm Max.

Have we met?

When I was 15, I paid the security system guys extra to not wire the skylight, and then

I snuck out and went to Ileana Shapiro's Sweet Sixteen.

Cute.

I used to sneak out of the house and huff spray paint with an ex-marine, and sometimes

I'd just sneak out, look up at the stars, and dream.

And then you said that.

See, I told you I could get the skylight open.

Turn on a light.

Wait till I close the closet door.

Why are the floors so bouncy?

It's called carpet.

What?

No way.

No way.

Is this Narnia?

I'm about to say something I swore I'd never say, O-M-G.

Again, O-M-G.

It's lame, but nothing else really nails it.

This is the room that O-M-G was born for.

Max, it's just my closet.

Your clothes have a house.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

You are rich.

Like, I know you said you were rich, but you are rich.

You're embarrassing me.

Are you crazy?

This is nothing to be embarrassed about.

What's this do?

O-M-G.

You have a shoe rotisserie.

I designed it.

I call it My Fairest Heels.

I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what I'd call it if I had one.

Okay.

We should really go now.

Let me just grab my bike guard.

What?

You have a museum in your closet?

Come on.

It's just a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.

It's a bathroom.