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  • What's up vlog? So this is going to come as a bit of a surprise to most of you. Mikey's getting married.

  • At some point in his life because he's a loving character

  • And I'm sure we'll find the right girl for him, but actually me and Mikey are going to a wedding!

  • It's my cousin's wedding! Mikey, are you excited?

  • We can't wait. It's tomorrow, so we're gonna head up now. Gonna go crash a wedding here! That's awful.

  • We're somewhere! We've got no idea where we are, but look, it's pretty light. Well, that's actually his torch. We're somewhere up north.

  • It's about 2 a.m. Just been walking with our suits trying to find where it is we're staying, but we're very excited.

  • It's wedding day tomorrow!

  • We've been travelling for so long now. Can't find home.

  • This is like that video they find after we're dead. Guys, Cloverfield Mark 2. Actually, no wait, they did number 2. This is number 3.

  • It's called the Old Swan in Halligate. This place is legit. We're defo gonna break some expensive scarves, suits and custard creams.

  • Ready for a wedding! Car parking. Let's get on with that arrow quick.

  • Oh, let's get on with this. The Old Swan. Quick, Mike, quick, quick!

  • Oh, they've got gold duels. We could sell those on eBay.

  • I've never been anywhere this posh.

  • I've never been anywhere this posh.

  • They've got mints. Ooh, for free. I sell mints.

  • This is the perfect place to film a haunted skit.

  • Something doesn't feel right in this place in Leeds.

  • What on earth is that?

  • You got so scared you caught it.

  • It was all part of the act.

  • We're listening to our favourite song.

  • When I saw you in the...

  • Oh, I've got a 4G.

  • It's been 4 days now and we've still got the virus.

  • It just woke up.

  • Good morning, good morning, good morning.

  • We're about to go for breakfast.

  • Yeah, we are.

  • Assemble this jug.

  • Who's the lead singer of the Stones?

  • Uh, Calvary.

  • I'm gonna ask you a question and you have to reply with Mick Jagger.

  • I've heard that one of the members of the Rolling Stones wanted to wish...

  • I've heard that one of the members of the Stones would like to come to the wedding.

  • Katy Perry.

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • Come back with who?

  • Mick Jagger.

  • That one of the members of the Stones wanted to come to the wedding today.

  • Don't say it now.

  • What?

  • Don't say it now.

  • No, Ronnie would.

  • Ronnie's not coming.

  • I spoke to him earlier.

  • He's got a fever.

  • We are gonna go for breakfast.

  • It's gonna be ravish because he said his hair was bloody brilliant.

  • Oh, where's the bloody key?

  • You don't have to worry.

  • When Ryan's in town, when Ryan's in town, things go down.

  • And when things go down, they get brown.

  • That's me and my friends.

  • Hey.

  • You don't know anyone here?

  • Hello.

  • Look at him in their natural habitat.

  • Scoffing thing.

  • He would spot you there.

  • Oh no, Sean's coming.

  • Hello, mate.

  • How are you?

  • There he is.

  • Go on, wave old man.

  • Wave.

  • Mum, why are you so weird?

  • Sammy, you said you've got a girlfriend.

  • I didn't say that.

  • Who's your girlfriend?

  • What's her Facebook?

  • What's her pin number?

  • No, seriously, who's your girlfriend?

  • Who's your girlfriend?

  • Show me now.

  • Oh, bye.

  • Down the crevice.

  • Get off me.

  • Oh, no.

  • Get off me.

  • None of my friends always leave me.

  • They don't, Mikey.

  • They were never your friends.

  • Bro, your suit just moved.

  • Sean.

  • Yeah?

  • The zombies are coming.

  • That was sick.

  • Suit time.

  • Three, two, one.

  • Whoa.

  • He's looking ready for the wedding.

  • I feel like a secret agent.

  • This is my minion.

  • Bodyguard.

  • I'm his bodyguard.

  • A guy with no minions.

  • A guy we found outside before.

  • Hey.

  • He's coming with us.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • We feel fly.

  • We look fly.

  • Now, let's fly to the wedding, because we're 20 minutes late.

  • It's OK, because we look great.

  • Isn't that right, boys?

  • Yeah.

  • We're 20 minutes late, but we look very great.

  • No, we're your friends.

  • Don't forget that.

  • And we're here.

  • Sainsbury's.

  • Sainsbury's.

  • Strange place to have a wedding service, but it's not our wedding.

  • Bitch.

  • Tayfee was kicking in, guys.

  • How is he going to go to the wedding?

  • It's getting close to that tense moment.

  • About to get seated, and Simon is about to change his life forever.

  • He got married ages ago.

  • We're not doing anything.

  • We're just going to watch.

  • Yeah.

  • It's going to be fun, though.

  • Let's watch this.

  • Whoa, look at that.

  • Guys, we did a bad thing.

  • Me and Mikey ran to the toilet really quick, and we missed the most important bit.

  • I really need a wee.

  • And then we missed them through the last celebration.

  • But there's cake in a minute, so that'll make up for it.

  • Guys, the boys just built this rather remarkable tower out of some bricks they found.

  • And here's what not to do at a wedding.

  • So the wedding day has come to an end now.

  • The speeches were done.

  • Mikey got emotional.

  • A few tears were shed.

  • So much love being shared.

  • Love that kind of stuff.

  • But this is one of the most important ladies in my life.

  • My Nana.

  • Hi.

  • Hello there.

  • And she's looking spiffing with her pink.

  • I'm in blue.

  • Pink.

  • They go very well together.

  • Good to see you.

  • Good to see you.

  • I hope we don't leave it too long to see my Nana again.

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • Unfortunately, because of the ban, I don't get to see my Nana a lot.

  • Lots of love today.

  • Peace out.

  • We leave the Sun Pavilion.

  • People getting married is awesome.

  • I love a wedding.

  • That was gorgeous.

  • I wish I could go to weddings all the time.

  • In the comments below, who do you want to see have a wedding at a road trip next?

  • I really want to see Brooke get married for humorous quality.

  • I want to see Jack get married out of interest as to how much effort he'd go into for the wedding.

  • Andy would want to go lavish on his wedding.

  • Andy's wedding would be like Disneyland.

  • My wedding would be the most fun, but purely because this guy will be the one planning it.

  • Yeah, I will.

  • Mikey's will be awful.

  • He's going to be bartering between me and Andy being his best man.

  • Andy's his new found best mate because of their new room arrangement.

  • But deep down, Mikey knows that he's a right guy.

  • Roadies, have a good weekend.

  • At our fave salon, getting our muffins cut.

  • I'm going to get mine darker.

  • He's going to shave his.

  • He's not going to do a lot to his.

  • He goes with that tramp wire quite well.

  • I'm really vibing this new kind of six-year-old girl look.

  • Jack, it's a food outlet.

  • You know what to do.

  • Mikey's got the spirit.

  • Food outlet!

  • You just try to reach that bread at the back.

  • That's the fresh bread.

  • That's how you want to do it, guys.

  • You ever want to get that bread that's nice and cruffy?

  • Thanks, man.

  • I was looking for that yesterday, you know?

  • I've got it now, dude.

  • Give me a douchie.

  • Oh, it's a douchie.

  • Don't throw an egg at me.

  • No, don't, don't, don't.

  • No, don't, don't, don't.

  • I summon you, Lord of Tesco Express.

  • Sorry.

  • That makes me so happy.

  • Freedom!

  • What up, vlog?

  • It's going on.

  • How you doing?

  • Give me a cup of tea, Jack.

  • Where are we going today?

  • We're going to the O2 to support our boy, Harvey.

  • I'm in the vlog.

  • Yay!

  • It's Andy.

  • We're going to the O2, the Vamps concert, for our boy, Harvey.

  • We might film, well, we're going to film vlog footage.

  • We might film a cheeky cover.

  • See if we can vlog our way to do that.

  • And this guy's going to keep clicking.

  • Four-way click.

  • Shut up.

  • There's the door.

  • We just forgot to vlog as we walked through it.

  • But now we're vlogging in the O2.

  • Let's cause some carnage.

  • I'm vlogging.

  • You're not.

  • I am.

  • Look at me.

  • Jack, do something controversial.

  • I don't like that.

  • We're rocking out now.

  • Blair's over there with his kid.

  • Sam Smith.

  • No, Andy.

  • Oh, Andy.

  • My bad.

  • Yeah!

  • Thank you, London.

  • I'll see you soon.

  • I love you guys.

  • Thank you.

  • Go on, Harvey!

  • Go on, Harvey!

  • Go on, Harvey!

  • We're heading to the after party.

  • Are you ready to rock and roll?

  • We get looked after so well everywhere we go, but everyone else lets us down.

  • Whoever gets to Darren first wins a Creme Egg.

  • Three, two, one, go!

  • Go!

  • I want the f***ing Creme Egg.

  • I won.

  • Fact.

  • I touched it.

  • You didn't touch it.

  • Darren, you've had too many Creme Eggs, mate.

  • When is Easter?

  • Look at them.

  • It's New Hope Club!

  • We love your tiny feet.

  • So, we're still wandering.

  • Not entirely sure where we're going, but that's kind of our career.

  • So, it's OK.

  • We're used to it.

  • I heard your mum lives down here.

  • Not entirely sure where we're heading, but there's some blue seats over there.

  • They look promising.

  • Yeah.

  • So, that's the end of the night, guys.

  • Me and Jack look dope.

  • The O2 are sick.

  • We've changed our career path.

  • We're going to be builders from now on.

  • We're not very good at it.

  • But, yeah.

  • Thank you, O2.

  • It's been awesome.

  • The Vamps are sick.

  • We'll be back to sell out this place.

  • That's a good one like that.

  • Peace out!

  • That was sick.

What's up vlog? So this is going to come as a bit of a surprise to most of you. Mikey's getting married.

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