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  • Oh, and because no one's filmed today, welcome to the intro.

  • Vroom!

  • Oh yeah, big news.

  • Devised the best thing I've ever come up with.

  • I've come up with some wonders.

  • All you need is a toothbrush and a door, and you are the next David Guerta.

  • Can you see all right, guys?

  • Yeah?

  • Cool.

  • Just gonna make a quick feed.

  • Hey, what up?

  • Ch-ch.

  • Oh, my.

  • And that's enough of that.

  • Copyright, Andrew Robert Fowler from Manchester.

  • Thank you guys, peace and love.

  • It was a joke.

  • I don't want anyone to use my sample, it's mine.

  • You wanna see who's just ruined this segment?

  • Someone's sleeping, aren't they?

  • Mike's on a diet.

  • You're gonna love that.

  • Do you like my beat?

  • Yeah.

  • Great news.

  • Aw, that's a shame.

  • My house is a bit messy at the minute.

  • I'm gonna have a quick clean up later.

  • Oh, I got stuck in my hair.

  • Hello, boys and girls.

  • I may have had a temporary malfunction.

  • I'm not gonna pretend like it's not a big deal, because I looked at my mug and went, how do you make a tea?

  • How do you make a tea again?

  • But it's okay, and then I poured the water in, and everything kind of flew back to me.

  • And I was like, oh, yes, I remember.

  • Got my salmon, just gonna eat some salmon.

  • Cake we got Harvey went off, and we didn't realise.

  • So when we bought it, it was like white.

  • By the time we were eating it, it was yellow.

  • But we sort of ate it anyway.

  • I'm gonna throw up.

  • Might be why I forgot how to make a tea, actually.

  • But, hey, breadstow, tea's done.

  • Tea bag is a-brewing, and I'm ready for the day.

  • Don't know what we're doing today.

  • Probably gonna go live again later.

  • Lively's a bit of an obsession of mine right now.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • I keep going on it and watching what other people are doing, and then I'm just sort of doing my own lively.

  • We had a rap battle yesterday, me and Harv.

  • It was pretty funny, actually.

  • I'm gonna put you back down there.

  • See you later, yeah?

  • Hello, guys.

  • I haven't filmed a lot today, so I thought this might be good footage for you.

  • I have Manuka honey face wash on my face, and it stops you from having any emotional expression.

  • Brooke, make me laugh.

  • Your mum, your mum, your mum.

  • I chose a bad candidate.

  • Try and make me laugh.

  • No, I'm all right.

  • I'm a little bit busy, I'm munching on bickies.

  • Andy, do you wanna try and make me laugh?

  • Andy's busy eating.

  • Mikey.

  • Hey!

  • Stop peeling me.

  • Make me laugh.

  • In all seriousness, that's about as far as I can smile.

  • Screenshot.

  • I'm not ticklish.

  • That just makes me, this is my annoyed face mask face.

  • I can't even frown.

  • I'm trying to frown.

  • I'm annoyed at Brooke right now.

  • I look like an Oompa Loompa.

  • I'm really orange.

  • This is how you hit fans.

  • What's this?

  • Nice.

  • It needs to be on a faster setting, it needs to be on a faster setting.

  • That's how you headbutt a fan, everybody.

  • Oh God, don't you go.

  • Oh, you've just bent the fan.

  • Oh, Brooklyn.

  • This is my frown face again.

  • Oh.

  • See you in a bit.

  • Oh God, don't you go.

  • Oh, you've just bent the fan.

Oh, and because no one's filmed today, welcome to the intro.

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