You have your coffee cup, of course.

Now here's where the magic is.

That is your heating element there.

This is all going to be one thing, of course.

And the heat comes from here.

Heat comes from there.

This is mind-blowing.

This is unbelievable.

I'm excited about this project because it means something to me.

Of course, because you hate cold coffee.

I do.

I mean, I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips, and it's cold.

It's as if coffee is dictating to us when it must be consumed.

I'm not okay with that.

I love that.

Heated cups.

Oh, look who's up from my nap.

Ah, who's my good old, hmm?

Good old.

This is my assistant, Adolf.

You named your dog Adolf?

I named him after my grandfather, my opah.

He kind of looks like him.

He's got a handsome face, but you can tell he's stern.

You know what?

I have another drawing I want to show you.

You're going to love this.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, Hitler.

Hey.

Hey.

Good boy.

Yeah, good boy.

All right, I found it.

Hey, what the hell's with your dog?

What?

He was growling at me before like he was going to attack me.

I was scared to death.

Then I went, heil Hitler, and he suddenly walked over and just lay down.

What?

Why would you do that?

Why would it work?

Did you put your arm out like that when you said it?

Yeah, yeah, like that.

I know what that is.

When I trained him, I would put a treat out with my arm up like that.

Heil!

See?

Here's that drawing I was looking for.

As you can see, these are different elements.

Here are the color options we didn't even discuss yet.

He's a white supremacist.

He named his dog Adolf.

He named his dog after his grandfather.

Hey, if my grandfather was named Pol Pot, I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot.

Okay, I think he's probably more of an eccentric than anything.

Eccentric?

He's like an outdoors guy.

He's part of like a tornado chasing troop called Stormfront.

He had a great shirt and hat.

I fucking love those TV shows where motherfucking white guys get in a fucking van and chase fucking tornadoes.

This is this dude, yeah.

No black guys in that van?

No black man would ever chase a fucking tornado.

Yeah.

She's dumb as fuck.

Yeah, that's so true.

Whatever makes him weird like that also makes him great at inventing.

And that's what we're talking about here, the cup.

All right.

It's been sitting here ten minutes.

Time to test.

Moment of truth.

I swear to you, this is just as hot as it was ten minutes ago.

That's tremendous.

Just as hot.

I mean, this is amazing.

Well, you got Boris to thank for it.

Please, have him contact me.

I got plenty of ideas and shit.

Really?

Give me one off the top of your head.

Okay.

Pussy tea.

All to taste a pussy without the commitment.

See?

I put that shit in a teabag.

Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it.

Please do.

I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party.

You guys going?

I got big issues with this surprise party.

Jeff has a heart condition.

Susie knows that.

You're going to think I'm crazy.

I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack with all these people yelling surprise.

She wants to kill him.

You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him?

Yeah.

Well, it is crazy.

You don't think like a killer.

You don't have a devious mind.

I do.

I think like a killer because there are so many people I want to kill.

And I'm telling you, she has bad intentions.

I love a good mystery.

I was watching Columbo one night at three in the morning.

This motherfucker had me convinced.

I did the shit.