I'm Blair Waldorf.

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Haven't you heard?

I'm the crazy b***h around here.

Everyone knows the only real Ivies are the Holy Trinity.

Harvard, Yale, and Princeton.

You can tell us anything.

We don't judge.

We're the non-judging breakfast club.

What an unusual little space.

Half gallery, half boho coffee shop.

Looks like Nate isn't a fan of the fish.

Or his date.

I'm not a stop along the way.

I'm a destination, and if you refuse to attend,

I'm gonna have to find a replacement.

Girls, the waiting list.

I have an idea for you.

Quit.

Your boss is a b***h.

Let's go get lunch.

The fever will pass.

Like swine flu.

Break a leg.

I think I just did.

You talk to Chuck?

No.

I don't care.

I don't even want to know what he said.

I've been waiting all summer to feel sparkly again, and I won't be pulled back into the darkness.

You're telling me you didn't have any fun with anyone all summer?

Well, there was this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down.

What? Are you crazy?

A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex.

Use once and throw away.

You couldn't ask for a better rebound.

Didn't realize.

That tights are not pants?

Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.

Serena is so grateful because she likes to see the best in people.

I like to see the truth.

What are you doing this weekend?

Eating leftovers and feeling horrible.

No, you're coming to Paris.

What? I am?

My mom and I are catching the red eye tonight.

If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.

Signs are for the religious, the superstitious, and the lower class.

I don't believe in them, and neither should you.

I would never put my fate in someone else's hands, and that's why I always win.

And you lose.

So, good luck with your honesty.

Here's my advice.

Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, a lot of mimosas.

Damn that mother-chucker!

Oh, I know I said I was quitting Chuck, and I am.

It's just a bit harder to Chuck Chuck than I thought.

You need to be cold to be queen.

Forget boys.

Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey.

You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you.

What else is there?

The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car.

Three words.

Eight letters.

Say it, and I'm yours.

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