Ever since birth, the doctors had their suspicions something wasn't quite right.

The mother gave her the name Penny Painkiller.

Growing up wasn't so easy for Penny.

She had to do things like share and make friends.

Until one day, Penny would find herself possessed by some sort of evil spirit and become Evil-er.

This is Paingirl.

Maybe somewhere here, a little there, and...

Hmm, I think this might be my best one yet.

What do you think, Mr. Teddy?

Who dares disturb my slumber?

Oh, hey Cax, what's up?

Silence!

I, uh, I do not know of this Cax you speak of.

Sigh, I don't know why you have to ruin my super cool entrance every time.

What entrance?

Ooh, is that a new drawing I see?

Wow, Penny, this is pretty evil.

A lot awfuller than your last.

Thank you.

You know, I've been getting worse.

Hey, I have an idea.

How about we pause on the evil drawings and do something evil for real?

Now that I think about it, I am actually running out of crayons.

What?

Just call over Tee Hee.

What the hell do you want, Penny?

Hey Tee Hee, are you busy?

Me and Cax are gonna head out for the day.

Wanna join us?

No.

She said yes.

Alright, Mom, I'm going out.

Okay, honey, but be safe.

Oh, be sure to take the dog out too while you're at it.

Hey, hey, watch it, lady.

Keep talking and soon you'll be the one on a leash.

And I don't mean that in a weird way.

Good morning, people of Killsville!

It is a very lovely day today with clear skies and even clearer smiles.

Perfect weather for taking the whole family out for a walk in the park.

We hope each and every one of you have an amazing day.

And remember, down here, nothing bad ever happens.

Ugh.

Can you just hurry up and pick something?

I can't, I'm indecisive.

Ugh.

Well, well, well.

Look who's being rude again.

Another bad day per usual, huh, Tee Hee?

Shut the hell up, Tic Tac.

Aw, what's the matter?

Are you mad?

I'm mad at you.

Well, don't be.

Be mad at the world instead.

Look around, Tee Hee.

Aren't these people just sick?

I'm sickening.

They're still prettier than you.

Hey, you take that back!

How's it going over there, Penny?

Hey, do you still have strawberry?

Ooh, I'm sorry, but we actually ran out a while ago.

If you want, though, I can get you vanilla instead.

V-v-v-v-vanilla?

Here we go again.

Huh?

It's pain time.

Just kidding, we actually do have strawberry.

Hey, now that's more like it.

All right, put your hands up.

Looks like we got a fight on our hands, sisters.

You three have the right to remain silent.

Anything can be and used in, uh...

Hold on, I think I'm fucked up.

Get them!

Hey, hold on!

Wait a second, I...

Hey, chill out, guys!

Aren't you two cops or something?

The least you can do is read me my rights.

I take it back.

Nice one, Tee Hee.

Don't mention it.

My hair!

My hair!

Bitch, what you did to my...

You 1928-looking-ass cartoon!

What you did to my hair?!

That haircut's free of charge.

Oh, you kill me for that joke, sir.

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh, look what you did.

You ruined my nails.

I don't think nails is what we should be worrying about right now.

We've got a bigger problem on our hands.

Wow, these guys look like they want to hurt us or something.

No matter.

As long as we're together, we can do anything.

Isn't that right, cocks?

Let's do this.

Let's rip these shits to shreds.

I thought, uh...

That wasn't me.

That was Pax talking.

I wouldn't swear.

Whatever.

Let's just get this over with.

Aye-aye, Captain!

Wow!

I'm okay.

To be honest, for all the cops we massacred, serving a few years in prison is kind of a light punishment.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

We could've had it way worse.

A few less cops in the world shouldn't be a problem.

I fucking got it!

Let's get out of here!

Penny?

Is that you?

Not at all.

I get a cool hat.

Well, girls, after everything we've been through these past eight minutes, I just want to say I'm proud of all the evilness we've spread today.

Although you sometimes can get on my nerves, I think this is the beginning of something great.

I mean that with all the darkness in my heart.

I...

Next.

Never mind.

What could I get for you?

I could get slop.

But I could also get slop.

Just get on with it.

Can I get strawberry?

Strawberry?

Do you see any strawberries?

You are such a pain, girl.

My finger!

Make a bloody mess of every loser Who won't give them what they were trained