No problem.

I just gotta go pick up my books.

I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere.

No problem.

I'll be right here.

Ah!

Welcome!

What is your name?

Uh, I'm Joey.

Joey, you have a wonderful accent.

Thank you.

Joey, are you sure you're in the right place?

Oh, I'm in the right place.

Let's get started.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

Very good, boys.

Six, six, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

Joey, your English is so good.

Can you say more words for me?

Uh, corduroy.

Give me another.

Harpsichord.

Oh, yes.

All right, now this is a big one.

Don't do it.

It's too dangerous.

Ibuprofen.

Get the check.

What happened to you?

I had to call Alex for a ride.

Oh, my God.

What a body.

I haven't felt this way since gymnastics camp.

Hey, Maria.

Take me to the car, you sexy bastard.

Ian and Mary go to...

Shh.

School, Renata.

They go to school.

Okay, Joey, why don't you pick it up where Renata left off.

Now, this is a hard part, so take your time.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, this is, this looks tough.

The bell rang, and the students all went to the auditorium with their teacher.

Boom!

That's right, Boris, you heard it.

Auditorium!

I am so lucky to be with the smartest boy in class.

Some words are so thug.

Thug?

Oh, remember I told you the G-H sometimes sounds like an F.

It's tough, like rough, or laugh.

Oh, Joey, make love to me tonight.

That is good English.

Okay, I'd like everybody to take out their homework on the subjunctive tense.

You didn't do it?

I got it.

If the present tense of the verb to be is I am, then the subjunctive tense is if I...

Joey?

If I was.

That's not correct.

It's if I were.

Very good, Boris.

Joey, you're stupid.

Joey is stupid, Renata.

Oh, Maria, I totally forgot.

I can't go on a picnic today.

I have to study.

Why?

It's just a stupid class.

A stupid class?

Maria, my studies are very important to me.

There is a nice park to go to.

Okay, first of all, you don't end a sentence with the preposition.

Okay, that is wrong.

In fact, lately everything about you is wrong, except for your awesome, awesome body.

And I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodbye, Maria.

But what about us?

You know, he said goodbye.

Oh.

What'd she say?

She thinks I'm your whore.

Can anyone give me an example of a multiple homonym?

I can.

There, meaning they are.

There, meaning group possessive.

And there, meaning in that place.

That's very good, Joey.

Joey wins the prize.

Yes!

Uh, thank you.

I would like to share another American phrase with all of you.

Uh, suck it.

Have fun studying, Joey.

Listen, it's over!