I joined a randomcrewinblockstreetson a secretaltaccount, butthethingis I haveadmincommands.
I'm goingtobefindingouthow a randomcrewwouldreactto a newmemberbeingwhattheythoughtwas a noob, butinsteadturnedouttobeanimpenetrablefortressofchaosanddestruction.
Uh, butfirstthingsfirst, I needtochangeupmydisguise.
Beforemaking a ticket, makesureyougiveyourbountyscreenshotRobloxusername.
Oh, okay.
Herewego.
Make a ticket.
Here's myscreenshot.
Username, redphantomtext.
Whilewewaitforthat, let's gorollapprove.
I mean, becausewe'regonnapasstimesomehow, right?
Let's seewhatwe'regonnaget.
Comeon, Zealous.
Icefruit.
Notbad, notbad.
I mean, it's somethingworthstoring.
I'lladdyouin 30 minutes.
Isthisguykiddingme?
30 minutes?
It's 2.55 AMforme.
I'm surviving a hurricanerightnowas I'm recordingthis.
In 30 minutes, myhousecouldbeblowntopieces, butwhatever.
I mean, I guess I couldwait.
Eventually.
Allright, somaybelike, I don't know.
Twohourslaterorwhat?
Anhourand a halflater, thisguy's messagingmefinally.
Hey, canyouaddnow?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I toldhimyes.
Youcanjoinlinks.
Hey, lookatthat.
Division 2 membertoJakethedog.
Makesurethat's a goodlink.
Allright, hesaidthirdseat.
Oh, we're 30 million?
Okay, andwe'resetupalready.
Oh, butlookatoursetup.
Wegottochangeoursetup.
Sobecausewhat 30 millionusesbazooka, bro?
There's noway.
Lowguitar.
Andlet's justdoChrisdualkatana.
Whynot?
Beforeyoujoin, I havethisideawhere I'm goingtospawn.
I wanttopretend I found a God's chalice, whichmakesnosensebecausethenewserver, there's nopossiblewayonecouldspawnthateasilythatearly, because I thinktheserverhastobeawakeforlikeanhourand a halforsomethingbefore a God's chalicecanspawn.
Soit's justgoingtomakenosenseatall.
Allright, thereheis.
Itsayshe's only 2.5 mil.
Thatmakesnosense.
Wait, letmejustwaittillhechooses a teamfirst.
Oh, oh, oh, youknowwhat?
Beforehespawnsin, letmetry.
Let's seeifhewillnoticesomethingbeforehespawnsin.
Letmespawn.
Letmegetridofthegacharealquick.
Okay, let's seeifhenotices.
I'm goingtogotoport.
Pretend I wasneverthere.
Allright, he's loadedin.
Oh, okay.
He's a 30 million.
I mean, he's a 29.9, buthey, I'm notjudgingnobody.
Hi.
Howdo I join?
Therewego.
It's foundthis.
I wasafraidhewasgoingtoleave, so I wantedhimtolikestay.
Wanttodoit?
Letmecook.
Okay, let's doit.
Let's go.
Indra, ourdoughking.
Indra, I needdarkdagger.
I'm justmakingthatupbecause I don't wanttokilldoughking.
I'm goingtojustjoin, but I'm goingtopretend I don't have a microphonejustsothat I don't wantthemrecognizingmyvoiceandstuff.
Sohere's theplan.
I'm goingtojointhemandaskthemtodo a raidandthenkindofjustbelike, kindoflooklike a hacker, kindoflooklikeanadminwithlikesecretcommandtotryto, youknow, freakhimout a littlebit.
Allright, let's join.
Allright.
I said, you'reingame.
Allright.
So I endedupjustwaitinginthatVCforlike 10 minutesanditturnsoutthatguywasn't goingtoplaywithme.
HejustendedupplayingFortnitewiththeotherguyand I justkindof, I kindofgotghosted.
Giveme a littlebitand I cancomeupwith a newplan.
Allright, guys, thisismyfinalattempt.
Andiftheydon't fallforthisandtheydon't wanttolike, youknow, participateinmyantics, thenthey'relostbecause I amofferingnow a cakechalice, a DoeKingfightformetotrollthembecausenooneinthiscrewwantstoplaywithme.
It's makingmeupset.
Likecheckit.
I gotCocoaChalice.
AnyofyouwanttodoDoeKing?
Thiscowsaidraidsbossdealers.
Okay.
Okay.
I getit.
Mr. Mr. HeadModerator.
I'm sorryfornottypingintherightchannel.
Anyways.
Allright.
So I said, butnoonechecksthere.
Isthiseven a crew?
Nooneplaysthisgame.
Causenow I'm gettingcheese.
Like, howdoyoucallthis a crew?
A thousanddiscordmembers, butyou'renotevenpartakinginthe, intheblockstreetsgame.
I'm gettingsoinvestedwithliketheloreinthesenseofthiswholecrew, because I'm expectingwegot, I canmakesomefriends.
I couldplaywithsomepeople.
I cantrytotrollthem, butthiscrewdon't dowhathemutedme.