Hi.

Wait, you're supposed to wear a costume.

I am.

I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it because soon she won't be able to fit into it.

Oh, I'm Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.

Okay.

Trick or treat!

Oh, oh, can I give out the candy?

I really want to be with the kids right now.

You know, ever since I got pregnant,

I have the strongest maternal instincts.

Trick or treat!

Just a minute!

Ooh.

Look at you guys.

Wow.

You are a very scary witch.

Thank you.

And you are a very funny clown.

Thank you.

And you are so in style right now.

You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this, like, equestrian theme going on.

I don't suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue.

Can I just have the candy?

Yeah.

Sure.

Ah, Catwoman.

So we meet again.

So we do, Supergirl.

It's me, Phoebe.

Monica, can I talk to you for a second?

Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume.

Oh, you did this to him?

What?

I thought he'd love it.

His favorite kid's book was The Velveteen Rabbit.

The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.

Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.

No bunny at all.

Always no bunny at all.

Hey.

You didn't dress up either.

Yes, I did.

I'm Chandler.

Dude, what happened?

How is that me?

Okay.

I'm Chandler.

Rawr!

Oh, that is so you!

When have I ever done that?

When have I ever done that?

Rawr!

Trick or treat.

Oh.

Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

That deserves another piece of candy.

Thank you.

Well, I have to say that earns two two pieces of candy.

I love you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, honey, here.

Take it all.

Monica, we need more candy.

What?

There's only been, like, four kids.

Yeah, I know.

But one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.

No wonder you're pregnant.

Hey.

Hey.

What are you supposed to be?

Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?

Well, I'm a potato.

Or a spud.

And these are my antennae.

Sputnik becomes...

Spudnik.

Spudnik.

Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.

Hey, Ross came as Doody.

No, I'm not Doody.

No, Space Doody.

I'll be there for you.

I'll be there for you, too.