I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger.

Two teabags in one cup?

You're not at a rave.

So, listen Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couple's costume.

I couldn't agree more.

Really?

I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.

On the contrary, couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship. Now, imagine this.

You and I, entering Stuart's party, and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple.

Yeah?

R2-D2 and C-3PO.

Dibs on 3PO. Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant like Romeo and Juliet or Cinderella and Prince Charming, not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like.

Okay.

Now I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on teabags.

I make compromises for you all the time.

Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with?

Fine.

How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century?

Hewlett and Packard.

Dibs on Hewlett. What, you want to be Hewlett?

What if we were to go as dinner table favorites Salt and Pepper?

You know Salt makes me retain water and my cousin William was ground to death in a pepper factory accident.

What about Raggedy Ann and Andy?

I loved them growing up.

No, I don't think so.

Those dolls represent three things I do not care for.

Clowns, children, and raggediness.

I think it's a lost cause. No.

There are certain things that say to the world, "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up." Matching costumes, hickeys, and sex tapes.

Pick one.

What's a hickey?

Sheldon, get in here.

I should have picked hickey. Hey, look at you guys.

I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.

It was a compromise.

I lost.