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  • Congratulations, it's a boy.

  • Not a boy, plus part.

  • Well, this is unorthodox, but what would you think about taking a cute baby girl instead?

  • Her mother died in childbirth.

  • The father is listed as 10,000 lunatics, but none of them has shown up yet.

  • So, I should warn you, however, we ran a standard newborn screen on her, and she tested positive.

  • Uh, Nemo's just like you.

  • His mommy died at the beginning, too.

  • Ah!

  • Almond!

  • I'm beginning to wonder if trading for this baby of unknown origin was the right thing to do.

  • Marge, I fed the baby!

  • The baby is making us kill ourselves.

  • Oh, I must stop this spawn of Satan.

  • But can I really find it in my heart to kill a child?

  • No!

  • Looks like I'll be digging three graves.

  • No!

  • Ned, stop!

  • It must be killed.

  • It bears the mark of the beast.

  • Still better than a boy.

  • They'll never improve on this game.

  • My mom won't let me see the movie because she thinks the scientists will scare me.

  • We'd better go.

  • Smell you later.

  • Riding all alone, riding all alone.

  • Milhouse still isn't home, and it's two in the morning.

  • Milhouse, where are you?

  • Oh, come on.

  • Baby's in this wall?

  • Kirk, you're going crazy.

  • Your friend's bike crashed here.

  • We found his inhaler here.

  • And over here is his final pea stain.

  • If Milhouse is in another dimension, he can communicate with us by blinking these lights.

  • Admit it.

  • Our son is gone.

  • So I can tell you I've been having an affair.

  • Not now, Milhouse.

  • Mommy and daddy are loud talking.

  • Why don't you go to your room, sweetie?

  • Hello?

  • Is Lisa there?

  • Milhouse!

  • Milhouse is alive.

  • I think he's in another dimension.

  • Fine.

  • You can reach the parallel dimension via this sensory deprivation tank.

  • It requires somebody with an extraordinary power of mind.

  • Now let's do this thing.

  • Milhouse!

  • Okay, here's the secret.

  • Just hold still and they can't see you.

  • No, I forgot.

  • We're not supposed to talk either.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's a twisted version of reality.

  • I better use my psychic powers.

  • Dad?

  • Right, sweetie.

  • Daddy's at work.

  • Mr. Burns opened a portal to another dimension that released a lot of monsters.

  • A monster ate Carl.

  • But because Carl's inside him, the monster's my friend.

  • Well, they won't bother us anymore.

  • You kids are safe.

  • But we are trapped in this dimension forever.

  • Who wants a piggyback ride?

  • Well, there is one thing that's better.

  • At least there's no stupid...

  • Howdly doodly neighborino.

  • Choke, choke, choke.

  • Choke, choke, choke.

  • Hot dog!

  • Choke, choke, choke.

  • Choke, choke, choke.

  • Homer Simpson, welcome to heaven.

  • Are you Saint Peter?

  • No, I'm Saint Greta.

  • Hmm, heaven doesn't look like I expected.

  • Oh my, this is not good.

  • Not good!

  • Okay, according to this, you're not supposed to be here yet.

  • We have to send you back.

  • Send me back now!

  • Look, I would love to, okay?

  • But the paramedics couldn't lift your corpse.

  • So they rolled it into a lake.

  • Pretty bloated.

  • Nah, wait, that's the before picture.

  • Here's the after picture.

  • You gotta get me back to Marge.

  • Yeah, okay, got it, got it.

  • We'll disrupt the paradigm.

  • Homer, we're gonna put you in the body of someone who's supposed to die today.

  • And you can live as them.

  • Look, just choose one of these, okay?

  • No.

  • Tempting, but no.

  • That's the one!

  • Hello, Marge.

  • Now don't freak out.

  • But it's me, your husband, Homer.

  • How could I possibly believe that?

  • Because I know something about you.

  • What's that?

  • I forget.

  • It's you!

  • Whatever body you're in, I love the guy inside.

  • Oh my god, I touched your nab!

  • Oh yeah.

  • Homie?

  • Oh, you ruined that body in one night.

  • This is too creepy.

  • I want something else.

  • Dad, you can be Superintendent Chalmers, my principal's boss.

  • Skinner, because of new school rule, give yourself a purple nurple.

  • Purple-er.

  • Purple-er.

  • A toast to my new life as public school administrator.

  • And now to open my paycheck and see what I make.

  • Day?

  • Next!

  • This has gotten out of hand.

  • You're changing bodies so much, I don't even know who I'm married to anymore.

  • Please, just pick one man I can be with for the rest of my life.

  • I know just the guy!

  • Well, I had my doubts, but this works.

  • This is great.

  • My brain in Mo's body.

  • I need to sneak a smoke.

  • I am Kang the Conqueror.

  • Let me get a look at you.

  • Ah!

  • You don't like what you see.

  • Quite the contrary.

  • Ah!

  • Is our word for beautiful.

  • Quick, hide!

  • Hello, just want you to know we'll be dissecting you tomorrow.

  • We have to save you!

  • What do you want?

  • How'd you like me to go to a distant galaxy and never return?

  • We've come to get you out, my love.

  • This thing is full of rats.

  • Very thoughtful.

  • Hold it right there, Simpson.

  • What are you up to?

  • My partner, Kodos, will meet us at the top of Mount Springfield.

  • Sorry I'm late.

  • Kang!

  • I've been hit!

  • One moment, my love.

  • Fear not, my sultry smokestack.

  • I can heal you.

  • Maybe you should cut down a little, dear.

  • For the baby.

  • You mean...

  • That's right.

  • I'm pregnant.

Congratulations, it's a boy.

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The Simpsons - DANGER THINGS (S31E04)

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