Me neither

I've had a really good time too, you know

Are you gonna eat that bread? I just like the smell

You make me laugh

Mm-hmm. Would you like to move over to the couch?

Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little. How about all the way?

Wow cool poster or should I say groovy poster?

So, uh, yeah, where were we?

Are those your teeth? Oh

You can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. Yeah, I I did that for you

What's the matter with you

Me you've got a black light. It's 1999. Oh my god

The pages are stuck together

Chandler

Oh my god, she she made half an English trifle in

Half a shepherd's pie

Mm-hmm

This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony

So I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert

And tell her how good this is for Monica's room I'll help you dial

I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it

Oh, okay. Now, what was that all about? Is it does it not taste good? Let me try it. Oh, no, no

All gone

So good, maybe Chandler has some left

It tastes like feet I

I

Like it

Are you kidding what's not to like custard good jam good meat good

Bird just grabbed it

And they're trying to fly away with it and and then just dropped it on the street

Yes, but if it's any consolation before the bird dropped it he seemed to enjoy it

Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily and I think that's I think that's really cool

Yeah, Rachel. I think you're handling that really well

Handling it

Handling it. There's nothing to handle. You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua

You know, they're not gonna get married anyway

What come on they rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous

I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what a year

Somewhere along the way one of them is gonna realize what they've done. They're gonna call the whole thing off

I'm telling you you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs. Yeah, well, I don't dance weddings

Because weddings are a great place to meet women and when I dance I look like this

I

Mean

So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today nothing nothing I am

Free

Great because Emily and I are getting married in a month

What?

Yep in a month. Yeah, you mean you mean 30 days? Yeah

From now. Yeah

Rachel she and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel what when was this 1987 the weekend you guys visited me at school. Oh my god, that's wild

Yeah, but it was like a million years ago. So it doesn't matter

Well, it matters to me why because the night you kissed Rachel was the night

I kissed Rachel for the very first time you kissed her that night to two guys in one night

Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed

Seriously where did this happen? Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room

I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed all buried in people's coats

Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know, but it was so dark. I accidentally got her lips

I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back

It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now now I find out that you kissed her first

What bed did you say she was on mine?

I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed. No, she was definitely on my bed

Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

Well, then who was on my bed

You were under the pile of coats I was the pile of coats oh

My god

You were my first kiss with Rachel

You take half and I take half. Well, that's not fair. You've already had some. Oh, no, not you know what?

I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy. What do we use to split it? Okay

All right pick a half okay, well this side looks bigger

I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it

This side looks bigger

More crust on this side

So even if I measure for God's sake just pick a piece

There you go enjoy your half my friend, but that is it no sharing no switching

And don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast

Oh

All right, you're gonna give me some of your piece oh

No, no, no switching. No sharing. Don't come crying to me. Ha ha ha

I may just sit here and have my cake all day. Just sit here in the hallway and eat my

Oh

Okay, look there's a piece of doesn't have floor on it stick to your side

What do we have took care of everything thanks a lot co-host

It take care of everything there's there's plenty of things for you to do uh-huh like what

Cups

Cups you're giving me cups and ice

Cups and ice oh I get to be in charge of cups and ice all right

Fine okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice wait a minute. I get ice at the rest

I got it

Hey check it out a cup hat a banner cup chandelier and the thing that started it off the cup

Great job with the cups beeps

Why don't you just go out with her

And did you notice the ice look we have it all we have crushed cubes and dry watch

Mystical

No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on baby snow cones there are snow cones snow cones

You know go go thank you

My god these pants I'm burning up

She wants to snuggle now, what is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here

Are you hot no, okay, let's just be me then

That was just the pants on the couch um

Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

Oh

Oh

My god

Hello Joey, it's Ross. I need some help Chandler's not here. Well, you can help me

Okay, listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom nice

I

Got really hot in my leather pants

So I took them off but they must have shrunk from there the sweat or something or or my legs expanded from the heat

That is quite a situation

Do you see any like powder

Sprinkle some of that on your legs. It'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on

I

See lotion I have lotion without work. Yeah sure throw some of that on there

Oh

Ross okay. There's still there's still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste

Really

What color is it

Well, I'm just if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of pace pants and she won't know the difference

Dude what am I Rachel's here? So good luck, man. Let me know how it works out

I have such a problem. Well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place

I

Ross

You've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. All right, I'm coming out

Hey, can you turn the lights off

No, let's just leave the lights on

Oh

My phone I

Had a problem I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men

Get up what you're my seat. How is this your seat?

Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain

I went to the bathroom. You knew I was coming back. What's the big deal sit somewhere else?

The big deal is I was sitting there last so

That's my seat

Actually, the last place you were sitting was in there so

Guys, you know what? You know what?

It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops

All right, Ross. I just have to do one thing really quickly. It's not a big deal

All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair

I'm so comfortable

Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too

Okay, look we have 19 minutes, okay Chandler I want you to go and change

Okay, and then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay. All right

Fine, I'm going when I get back. It's chair city and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair

All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not

So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole

Okay

What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions

The cushions are the essence of the chair. That's right. I'm taking the essence

We'll be back. Oh, there's nobody in the room

Where's my underwear

Come on, come on what you took his underwear. He took my essence. Okay, hold on

Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now

Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux, okay, I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue

Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions

Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you

What are you what are you gonna show me my clothes hey opposite is opposite

He's got nothing

Okay, buddy boy, here it is

You hide my clothes. I'm wearing everything you want. Oh

My god

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear

Look at me. I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Maybe if I wasn't going commando

I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I I better not do any I don't know lunges

I'm gonna stop you right there

Linda

Does it look like this is my first time now I want four twos and I want them all on my back

Okay

Oh

Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?

It's Chandler, let me in go away. I

Don't want to see anybody I know I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me

You have to let me in really

Did you count Mississippi?

You're not tan no, I just had to get a picture of this

I'll see you later. Pass the cheese, please

Oh my god, you can't even look at me. Can you know?

Hey, baby, we can talk to baby

No, I'm I'm too depressed to talk. I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us

Hey, you guys. What do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing? No

All right. That's it. You guys what happened out there?

What we took a walk nothing happened I came back with nothing all over me

All right, no Joey we swore we'd never tell they'll never understand

We have to say something you have to get it out it's eating me alive

Monica got stung by a jellyfish. All right

All right, I

Got stung

Stung bad

I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk. We're two miles from the house

We're two miles from the house

I'm scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. I

Was in too much pain and I was tired from digging the huge hole

And then Joey remembered something

I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. Wait a minute. I saw that on the Discovery Channel yeah about jellyfish and how if you

You don't know I

Thought I was gonna pass out from the pain

Anyway, I I tried

But I couldn't been that way

That's right, I stepped up

She's my friend and she needed help if I had to I'd pee on any one of you

I

Got the stage fright I

Wanted to help but there was just too much pressure so so I I turned to Chandler

Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it do it do it now

Sometimes late at night I can still hear this screaming

That's good sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out my shoe so you go ahead I'll catch up okay, okay

I

Am telling you when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the six million dollar man

Monica had such a crush on him

She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed