Me neither

我也沒有

I've had a really good time too, you know

我也很開心，你知道嗎？

Are you gonna eat that bread? I just like the smell

你要吃那個麵包嗎？我只是喜歡那味道

You make me laugh

你讓我發笑

Mm-hmm. Would you like to move over to the couch?

嗯你想挪到沙發上去嗎？

Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little. How about all the way?

也許我可以把燈光調暗一點 Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little.一直開怎麼樣？

Wow cool poster or should I say groovy poster?

哇，酷斃了的海報，或者應該說是槽糕的海報？

So, uh, yeah, where were we?

我們說到哪兒了？

Are those your teeth? Oh

那是你的牙齒嗎？哦

You can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. Yeah, I I did that for you

你能看到它們，對吧？是的，它們白得嚇人是的，我為你做的

What's the matter with you

你怎麼了

Me you've got a black light. It's 1999. Oh my god

我，你有一盞黑燈。現在是1999年我的天啊

The pages are stuck together

書頁粘在一起

Chandler

錢德勒

Oh my god, she she made half an English trifle in

哦，我的天哪，她做了半份英式三文治。

Half a shepherd's pie

半個牧羊人餡餅

Mm-hmm

嗯

This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony

這個太好吃了，我要去陽臺上享受一下

So I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert

這樣我就可以一邊欣賞美景，一邊享用甜點了

And tell her how good this is for Monica's room I'll help you dial

告訴她這對莫妮卡的房間有多好，我幫你撥號

I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it

我要去洗手間，邊吃邊照鏡子

Oh, okay. Now, what was that all about? Is it does it not taste good? Let me try it. Oh, no, no

哦，好吧這到底是怎麼回事？味道不好嗎？讓我試試哦，不，不

All gone

全部消失

So good, maybe Chandler has some left

太好了，也許錢德勒還剩下一些

It tastes like feet I

它的味道就像我的腳

I

I

Like it

喜歡

Are you kidding what's not to like custard good jam good meat good

開什麼玩笑，奶油凍、果醬、肉，哪一樣不好吃？

Bird just grabbed it

鳥兒剛剛抓住了它

And they're trying to fly away with it and and then just dropped it on the street

他們試圖帶著它飛走，然後就把它扔在了街上

Yes, but if it's any consolation before the bird dropped it he seemed to enjoy it

是的，但如果能讓人感到安慰的話，在那隻鳥把它扔掉之前，它似乎還很享受呢

Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily and I think that's I think that's really cool

嘿，我聽說你和喬舒亞要和羅斯、艾米麗一起出去吃飯，我覺得這很酷。

Yeah, Rachel. I think you're handling that really well

是啊，瑞秋。我覺得你處理得很好

Handling it

處理

Handling it. There's nothing to handle. You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua

處理它。沒什麼好處理的如果不是因為我和約書亞，也許我會有意見

You know, they're not gonna get married anyway

反正他們也不會結婚

What come on they rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous

他們怎麼能這麼快就匆忙上馬，這太荒謬了

I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what a year

我的意思是，他們會訂婚一年之久

Somewhere along the way one of them is gonna realize what they've done. They're gonna call the whole thing off

他們中的某個人會意識到自己的所作所為他們會取消整個計劃

I'm telling you you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs. Yeah, well, I don't dance weddings

我告訴你 你會在我的婚禮上跳舞 在你在他們的婚禮上跳舞之前我不在婚禮上跳舞

Because weddings are a great place to meet women and when I dance I look like this

因為婚禮是結識女性的好地方，而我跳舞時的樣子是這樣的

I

I

Mean

平均值

So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today nothing nothing I am

那麼，四周後的今天，你們在做什麼呢？

Free

免費

Great because Emily and I are getting married in a month

太好了，因為艾米麗和我一個月後就要結婚了

What?

什麼？

Yep in a month. Yeah, you mean you mean 30 days? Yeah

是的，一個月後你是說 30 天？是的

From now. Yeah

從現在開始從現在開始

Rachel she and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital

蕾切爾和菲比將脫衣舞娘送往醫院

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel what when was this 1987 the weekend you guys visited me at school. Oh my god, that's wild

你知道錢德親瑞秋是什麼時候嗎 1987年 你們去學校看我的那個週末天啊，太瘋狂了

Yeah, but it was like a million years ago. So it doesn't matter

是的，但那好像是一百萬年前的事了。所以無所謂

Well, it matters to me why because the night you kissed Rachel was the night

這對我來說很重要，因為你親吻瑞秋的那個晚上

I kissed Rachel for the very first time you kissed her that night to two guys in one night

我第一次吻了瑞秋，你那晚吻了她，一晚吻了兩個男人

Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed

哦，我還以為她整好鼻子後就變成蕩婦了呢

Seriously where did this happen? Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room

說真的，這是在哪兒發生的？在你告訴我她昏倒在我們房間後

I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed all buried in people's coats

我進去看看她是否安好。她躺在我的床上，全身都埋在人們的大衣裡

Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know, but it was so dark. I accidentally got her lips

我想吻她的額頭，但天太黑了。我不小心碰到了她的嘴脣

I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back

我剛想抽身離開，卻又感覺到她開始回吻我

It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now now I find out that you kissed her first

雖然只有一秒鐘，但那感覺太美妙了現在我發現你先吻了她

What bed did you say she was on mine?

你說她在我的哪張床？

I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed. No, she was definitely on my bed

我敢肯定是我把她放在我床上的。不，她肯定在我床上

Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

我為什麼要吻一個女孩，然後把她放到你床上？

Well, then who was on my bed

那麼，是誰在我的床上

You were under the pile of coats I was the pile of coats oh

你在大衣堆下，我在大衣堆裡，哦

My god

我的上帝

You were my first kiss with Rachel

你是我和瑞秋的初吻

You take half and I take half. Well, that's not fair. You've already had some. Oh, no, not you know what?

你拿一半，我拿一半這不公平你已經吃過了哦，不，你知道嗎？

I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy. What do we use to split it? Okay

我想莫妮卡會很有興趣知道你說她的芝士蛋糕又幹又膩。我們用什麼來分割它？好的

All right pick a half okay, well this side looks bigger

好吧，挑一半，這邊看起來大一些

I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it

我要把它分開我要劈開它我要劈開它我要劈開它

This side looks bigger

這邊看起來更大

More crust on this side

這邊有更多的地殼

So even if I measure for God's sake just pick a piece

所以，即使我測量，看在上帝的份上，只要選一塊

There you go enjoy your half my friend, but that is it no sharing no switching

好了，享受你的另一半吧，我的朋友，但就是這樣，沒有分享，沒有交換

And don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast

如果你吃得太快，別哭著來找我

Oh

哦

All right, you're gonna give me some of your piece oh

好吧，你要給我一些你的作品哦

No, no, no switching. No sharing. Don't come crying to me. Ha ha ha

不，不，不交換。不能分享別哭著來找我哈哈哈

I may just sit here and have my cake all day. Just sit here in the hallway and eat my

我可能會坐在這裡吃上一整天的蛋糕。就坐在走廊裡吃我的

Oh

哦

Okay, look there's a piece of doesn't have floor on it stick to your side

好了，看有一塊沒有地板的地方，貼在你的旁邊

What do we have took care of everything thanks a lot co-host

我們已經解決了所有問題，非常感謝共同主持人

It take care of everything there's there's plenty of things for you to do uh-huh like what

它能照顧好一切，還有很多事情等著你去做，比如說

Cups

杯子

Cups you're giving me cups and ice

你給我杯子和冰塊

Cups and ice oh I get to be in charge of cups and ice all right

杯子和冰塊 哦，我負責杯子和冰塊，好吧

Fine okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice wait a minute. I get ice at the rest

好吧，我負責杯子和冰塊，等一下。我去休息室拿冰塊

I got it

我知道了

Hey check it out a cup hat a banner cup chandelier and the thing that started it off the cup

嘿，來看看這頂杯子帽、這面旗幟、這盞杯形吊燈，以及這一切的始作俑者--杯子

Great job with the cups beeps

杯子蜂鳴聲做得很好

Why don't you just go out with her

你為什麼不和她約會呢？

And did you notice the ice look we have it all we have crushed cubes and dry watch

你注意到冰的樣子了嗎，我們都有，我們有碎冰塊和幹手錶

Mystical

神祕

No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on baby snow cones there are snow cones snow cones

沒有人吃我做的托斯卡納手指餅，因為他們都在吃小雪錐。

You know go go thank you

謝謝

My god these pants I'm burning up

天哪，我的褲子都燒起來了

She wants to snuggle now, what is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here

她現在想依偎著我，她想殺了我嗎？這裡就像一座火山

Are you hot no, okay, let's just be me then

不，好吧，那就做我自己吧

That was just the pants on the couch um

那只是沙發上的褲子，嗯

Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

嘿，介意我用一下你的衛生間嗎？

Oh

哦

Oh

哦

My god

我的上帝

Hello Joey, it's Ross. I need some help Chandler's not here. Well, you can help me

你好 喬伊 我是羅斯我需要幫助 錢德不在這裡你可以幫我

Okay, listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom nice

好吧，聽著，我在伊麗莎白的浴室很好

I

I

Got really hot in my leather pants

穿著皮褲真熱

So I took them off but they must have shrunk from there the sweat or something or or my legs expanded from the heat

於是我把它們脫了下來，但它們一定是被汗水或其他東西浸溼了，或者是我的腿被熱脹冷縮了。

That is quite a situation

這是一個相當大的情況

Do you see any like powder

你看到任何類似粉末的東西嗎？

Sprinkle some of that on your legs. It'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on

撒一些在腿上。它會吸收一些水分，然後你就可以穿上褲子了

I

I

See lotion I have lotion without work. Yeah sure throw some of that on there

看，我有乳液，不用幹活。是啊，當然要在上面塗點

Oh

哦

Ross okay. There's still there's still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste

羅斯乳液和爽身粉都成糊狀了

Really

真的

What color is it

什麼顏色

Well, I'm just if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of pace pants and she won't know the difference

好吧，我只是想說，如果漿糊和褲子相配，你就可以給自己做一條步伐褲，她也不會發現有什麼不同。

Dude what am I Rachel's here? So good luck, man. Let me know how it works out

我是瑞秋的什麼人？祝你好運告訴我結果如何

I have such a problem. Well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place

我有這樣的問題你來得正是時候。我正在到處救火呢

I

I

Ross

羅斯

You've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. All right, I'm coming out

你已經在裡面很久了我開始有點害怕了好吧，我要出來了

Hey, can you turn the lights off

嘿，能把燈關了嗎

No, let's just leave the lights on

不，還是開著燈吧

Oh

哦

My phone I

我的手機

Had a problem I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men

我遇到了一個問題，我進行了測驗，結果發現我確實把事業看得比男人更重要。

Get up what you're my seat. How is this your seat?

起來，你是我的座位這怎麼是你的座位？

Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain

因為我坐在那裡，但你離開了，我又不是去了西班牙

I went to the bathroom. You knew I was coming back. What's the big deal sit somewhere else?

我去了洗手間你知道我會回來的坐別的地方有什麼大不了的？

The big deal is I was sitting there last so

最重要的是，上一次我坐在那裡，所以

That's my seat

那是我的座位

Actually, the last place you were sitting was in there so

實際上，你最後坐的地方就在裡面，所以

Guys, you know what? You know what?

夥計們，你們知道嗎？你們知道嗎？

It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops

沒關係，因為在我腦子裡的大血管爆裂之前，你們倆都得去穿衣服。

All right, Ross. I just have to do one thing really quickly. It's not a big deal

好吧，羅斯我得趕緊做一件事沒什麼大不了的

All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair

好吧，好吧，你知道嗎，我們都坐在椅子上

I'm so comfortable

我好舒服

Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too

我也是。事實上，我覺得我可能有點太

Okay, look we have 19 minutes, okay Chandler I want you to go and change

好的，聽著，我們還有 19 分鐘，錢德勒，我要你去換衣服。

Okay, and then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay. All right

好的 你回來的時候 喬伊會去換衣服 他就會把椅子騰出來了好的 - 好的 - Okay.好的好的

Fine, I'm going when I get back. It's chair city and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair

好吧，我回來就去。這是椅子之城，而我就是那個坐在椅子上的人

All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not

好了，你會注意到我已經穿戴整齊，而我也注意到你沒有

So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole

是以，用一位 "從我的椅子上滾出去 "的密爾的話來說就是

Okay

好的

What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions

你在做什麼，我們說過我必須把椅子給你，你沒看到坐墊的事嗎？

The cushions are the essence of the chair. That's right. I'm taking the essence

坐墊是椅子的精髓。沒錯。我把本質

We'll be back. Oh, there's nobody in the room

我們會回來的哦，房間裡沒人

Where's my underwear

我的內褲呢？

Come on, come on what you took his underwear. He took my essence. Okay, hold on

來吧，來吧，你拿了他的內衣。他拿走了我的精華好吧，堅持住

Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now

喬伊，你為什麼不能穿你現在穿的內衣，因為我現在沒穿內衣

Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux, okay, I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue

好吧，那你今晚為什麼要穿內衣 這是租來的禮服，好吧，我可不想在別人的疲勞中穿上突擊服

Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions

看來有人得把坐墊還給別人了

Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you

好吧，你把我的衣服藏起來我要對你做完全相反的事

What are you what are you gonna show me my clothes hey opposite is opposite

你想幹嘛？ 你想給我看我的衣服嗎？

He's got nothing

他一無所有

Okay, buddy boy, here it is

好了，夥計，就是這裡

You hide my clothes. I'm wearing everything you want. Oh

你把我的衣服藏起來你要什麼我就穿什麼哦

My god

我的上帝

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear

這與拿走別人的內衣褲完全不是一回事

Look at me. I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?

看著我我是錢德勒我還能穿更多的衣服嗎？

Maybe if I wasn't going commando

如果我不參加突擊隊的話

I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I I better not do any I don't know lunges

我告訴你，穿這麼多東西很熱，我最好不要做任何我不知道的肺活量運動

I'm gonna stop you right there

我要在這裡阻止你

Linda

琳達

Does it look like this is my first time now I want four twos and I want them all on my back

這看起來像是我的第一次嗎？我現在想要四個二，而且都要在我背上

Okay

好的

Oh

哦

Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?

等等，有兩組噴嘴，到底是哪一組？

It's Chandler, let me in go away. I

我是錢德勒，讓我進去，走開I

Don't want to see anybody I know I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me

我不想見任何人，我知道我去了日光浴的地方，同樣的事情也發生在我身上

You have to let me in really

你必須讓我進去，真的

Did you count Mississippi?

密西西比州算不算？

You're not tan no, I just had to get a picture of this

你沒有晒黑，我只是想拍張照片

I'll see you later. Pass the cheese, please

回頭見請把奶酪遞過來

Oh my god, you can't even look at me. Can you know?

哦，我的上帝，你甚至不能看著我。你知道嗎？

Hey, baby, we can talk to baby

嘿，寶貝，我們可以和寶貝說話

No, I'm I'm too depressed to talk. I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us

不，我太沮喪了，不想說話。我給你一千美元，讓你和我們談談

Hey, you guys. What do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing? No

你們好你們覺得每年去海灘旅行怎麼樣？不

All right. That's it. You guys what happened out there?

好了 就這樣 All right.就這樣外面發生了什麼事？

What we took a walk nothing happened I came back with nothing all over me

我們去散步，什麼也沒發生，回來時我渾身上下什麼也沒有

All right, no Joey we swore we'd never tell they'll never understand

好吧，沒有喬伊，我們發誓永遠不說，他們永遠不會明白

We have to say something you have to get it out it's eating me alive

我們必須說點什麼，你必須把它說出來，它讓我生不如死

Monica got stung by a jellyfish. All right

莫妮卡被水母蟄了好的

All right, I

好吧，我

Got stung

被蜇了

Stung bad

嚴重刺痛

I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk. We're two miles from the house

我站不住了，我走不動了。我們離房子有兩英里遠

We're two miles from the house

我們離房子有兩英里遠

I'm scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. I

我很害怕，也很孤獨。我們以為自己活不下去了。I

Was in too much pain and I was tired from digging the huge hole

我太痛苦了，挖大洞也很累

And then Joey remembered something

然後喬伊想起了一件事

I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. Wait a minute. I saw that on the Discovery Channel yeah about jellyfish and how if you

我在探索頻道上見過這東西。等一下我在探索頻道上看到過，是關於水母的，還有如果你

You don't know I

你不知道我

Thought I was gonna pass out from the pain

我以為自己會疼暈過去

Anyway, I I tried

總之，我試過

But I couldn't been that way

但我不能那樣

That's right, I stepped up

沒錯，我站了出來

She's my friend and she needed help if I had to I'd pee on any one of you

她是我的朋友，她需要幫助，如果有必要，我願意在你們任何人身上撒尿

I

I

Got the stage fright I

我怯場了

Wanted to help but there was just too much pressure so so I I turned to Chandler

我想幫忙，但壓力太大，於是我求助於錢德勒

Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it do it do it now

喬伊一直在對我大喊，快做，快做，快做

Sometimes late at night I can still hear this screaming

有時夜深人靜時，我還能聽到這尖叫聲