No, it's Hot Topic.

What's the topic? Devil worship?

Hey, did you know there's a bow tie section in the back?

Why would they hide that in the back?

Ooh.

What's that?

Body glitter.

That's so much better than regular glitter.

Then buy it.

I don't have any money.

Then steal it.

No, my mom would kill me.

Fine.

Your mom can't punish me.

I didn't see any bow ties, just a shirt with a bad word on it.

What did you put in your pocket?

Nothing.

Are you guys stealing?

Because if you are, I am prepared to literally blow the whistle on you.

Hey!

Okay.

Relax, we were just playing around.

Let's just get out of here.

Good.

Everyone behind the counter has an earring where an earring does not belong.

Hey!

I've already mowed the lawn.

I know.

Thanks for doing that.

So what do you want?

Well, I was thinking you and I could go grab a burger.

Why?

Because I thought it would be a nice thing to do.

Which restaurant?

Why does it matter?

Well, McDonald's burgers are fine.

Sometimes I like Flambroiled.

Fine.

We can go to Burger King.

I don't like the fries at Burger King.

Oh, Arby's has those curly fries.

Shoot, they don't have burgers.

Then let's go to Whataburger.

Okay, but I hope you're not this cranky the whole meal.

So, never really had a chance to talk much lately.

Why is it so hot in here?

AC's busted.

Why don't you get it fixed?

Because I've got better things to spend my money on.

Anyway, what I wanted to say is, even though I'm not loving your attitude lately,

I think it's great that you got this job and you're doing so well at it.

I'm proud of you.

Alright.

That's all you have to say?

Maybe if I wasn't sweating my balls off, I could think of something else.

Stick your head out the window.

If it's about money, I've got money.

I can even be alone if it makes you feel better.

Don't you dare.

You said you were proud of my job. I don't think you are.

You know what? Forget lunch. Let's just go home.

Smart. Save some money for your truck.

That's it.

You're welcome.

I had survived a perilous trip to the accessory store.

But it turned out, the real accessory was me.

Thank you for watching.