I can't wait till we get together.

If you have something to say, then you should share it with the whole family!

To be honest with you, I have no idea what he said.

My hearing isn't what it used to be.

Me neither!

I was just laughing and hoping it wasn't a question.

Ah, we've got so much in common.

Yeah, we're both falling apart.

So, Louie, what career plans do you have?

Uh, none.

Ah-ha!

He's got no prospects!

Actually, I'm retired.

Come on, Nicole!

Laugh at him with me!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Come on, kids!

Say something mean and ironic about him!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No?

Fine!

I'll do it myself!

Where did you retire from?

Santa's factory?

Because you're small!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Burn!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Why did you steal my mom?

Uh, is it me, or is the atmosphere a little heavy?

Well, that was very nice.

Catch you later, Cottontail.

Get out of my house!

Uh, he just did.

Now get out of my house!

You're the one who dragged me back here, son!

Call me son one more time!

I dare you!

I double dare you!

You mother-robber!

Kids, come over here!

Okay, you grab this arm.

Now you take my leg.

Let me at him!

Let me at him!

You're lucky they're here, or you'd end up in a mobility scooter for the rest of your life!

Let me at him!

That's right!

Faster!

Faster, old man!

I'm trying, but this thing takes 20 minutes to go from zero to eight miles an hour.

Ugh!

What is Father gonna say when he comes back?

Father?

Yeah!

You said he left to buy some milk 42 years ago.

He could be back any minute!

Uh...

What?

Let me explain something.

No, let me explain something!

I don't want you to see that guy anymore!

Well, I don't think it's for you to decide, young man.

Why are you under my roof?

You're following my rules, old lady!

I don't think anyone should follow your 12-mils-a-day rule.

Richard, I'm old enough to make my own rules, and I'm seeing Louie tonight!

Go to your room!

You're grounded!

You go to your room!

You're grounded!

Fine!

How long before they realized neither of them went in the direction of a bedroom?

Come home.

Ah!

Oh, wait, this is clearly a nightmare.

Nothing could be this ugly in real life.

We hope Granny Jojo will make herself pretty for Louie.

What do you think?

Huh, what do you know?

Ah!

Yeah, I agree with you, but this is the best we could do short of a face transplant.

She looks like a haunted Christmas.

We were hoping you could help us out.

Well, how about we start with a longer dress?

I don't think we should see her legs.

They remind me of processed ham.

Actually, have we tried a bag over her head?

Yeah, we tried that first, but she needed breathing holes, and then you could see bits of her.

Oh, I got an idea.

Okay, that's enough.

Are you kids gonna help me sneak out or what?

I don't know, Granny Jojo.

I really don't want to come between you and Dad.

It'd be like getting caught between a saggy rock and a fat, sweaty place.

Oh, Gumball, if you could only understand the meaning of true love.

The yearning to be at one with another soul, to hold them tightly in your arms.

Please stop.

I'm getting a mental picture.

It's really high def.

Hear them whisper in your ear, I love you, I love you.

Fine, fine!

We'll do it!

Just please stop talking!

Is your grandma in?

Yeah, she'll be right down.

It's not long enough.

What else can we use?

Kids, close your eyes.

Oh, man, I can't believe how big Granny's girdle is.

I can't believe I'm touching it with my bare hands.

I can't believe I'm genetically predestined to wear one someday.

Okay, enough chit-chat.

Help me up.

I don't want to break a leg before my hot date.

Ah!

What the wait?

How can this be?

How can someone so small be so heavy?

Well, I have two metal hips, one orthopedic shoe, six gold teeth, a plate in my head, and an industrial-strength pacemaker.

I got so much metal in me, I'm legally classified as a motor vehicle.

Anyway, where's the rope?

Didn't I tell you to tie the end to something?

Didn't I tell you to tie the end to something?

Didn't I tell you to...

Sorry, my bad.

I didn't tell anyone to tie it.