YAHOOHOOHOOHOO

AHHHHHHH

OH OH OH OH OH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dude

I think I had a little too much fun

No he's always like that

OUCH

Hey, you got ectoplasm all over my top

Well it would have been hard to get it on your bottom

HAHAHAHA

YO

We're not done yet

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You've got such a day with words

What?

Well how come we can see you everyday but we have to take a potion to see them

DUH

Because I was born a ghost

Come on let's go meet some people

How does that work?

DUH

I don't know actually

Dude, you know how we can get more candy without trick-or-treating?

We plant some and harvest it next fall

There's an urban legend that you can summon

Mr. Candy

All you gotta do is say his name three times

Sweet! I'm in

Candy! Candy! Candy!

They will taste my sweet revenge

Huh?

Huh?

What? We want candy!

Well I don't have any

But you're supposed to bring us candy

No, if you summon me I'm supposed to exact a terrible revenge upon you for my unjust end

And then give us candy?

No!

And if you don't mind, I was in the middle of something

Candy! Candy! Candy!

What?

Yeah, do you know anyone who does give out candy?

No!

Candy! Candy! Candy!

All the-

I got half a breath mint

Take that and leave me alone

You really don't live up to your name, man

Fresh

Ding dong!

Trick or treat!

Trick!

What the?

No!

It's all raisins and granola bars!

If you play this, it could be the last thing you ever play

That's terrible!

Littering our beautiful parks!

The nerve of some people

What is it anyway?

No idea

It looks like someone tried to make a book out of plastic and ribbon

Maybe it's a yo-yo from before they discovered gravity

Give it a go

See?

No, no, no, no, no!

You're ruining it!

It's a cast videotape you watch on a VHS player!

A what?

And that's how a VHS works

Of course, the problem with this cast tape is, you know

People don't get the chance to rewind it

Yeah, anyway, I got a life to live

Is there any way we can stream it?

Thanks for the hospitality, sir

Could you just let us know when dinner's ready?

Oh, don't worry

You'll be the first to know

Mmm, caramel

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

If you're happy and you

Oh, come on, guys!

Just because an ugly man lives in a terrifying shack

In the middle of nowhere

With his mother

And a bunch of stuffed animals

Doesn't mean he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be happy

And he can't be haaappy

Mmm, delicacy

I can't be happy

And I can't be happy

And I can't be happy

And I can't be happy

And I can't be happy

Do you want to watch a scary movie?

No, I mean what sort? Vampire?

Zombie? Werewolf? Zombie Werewolf?

Werewolf Zombie? Werewolf Vampire?

Zombie Werewolf Vampire?

Haunted House? Grindhouse?

E.S.P. Horror? Crimjello?

McCraftian? Mummies and Golems?

Cthulhu Mythos? Jiangshi Fiction?

Mumblecore? Party Meme?

Gothic? Southern Gothic? Southern Ontario Gothic?

Urban Gothic? Suburban Gothic?

Uh, you know what? Someone's at the door. I gotta go.

No, there's not.

I just locked all the doors and windows.

You have to watch a scary movie with me now.

No, no, no I don't. I can hang up.

Ha ha ha

You can't hide, cause the first place I'd look would be in your basement.

You're here?

I thought you wanted to watch a scary movie.

Cause I really love scary movies.