Donald Trump has officially refused to appear in another debate saying, quote, it's not because I'm scared, so don't tell people I'm scared. However, there was one format in which

President Trump was willing to face off against Harris. We take you live to that now.

It's time for Family Feud Election Showdown. Here's your host, Steve Harvey.

Okay. Okay, now. All right. Welcome to Family Feud Election Edition. I am Steve Harvey, and I have spent the past 20 years hosting every show on TV as my alibi for them ditty parties.

All right. Now, tonight, we got two political rivals. On this side is the Democrats led by Vice President Kamala Harris.

It's wonderful to be here, Steve. I love to see a man getting paid millions of dollars on his black job.

And I'd like to say a black thank you. You have been out there this week. I saw you on

Univision and Stephen Colbert.

Yeah, Steve, it's been a hell of a week. I went on Howard Stern to reach the horny cab drivers. I went on The View for the horny moms. And I also went on the podcast Call Her Daddy because I have a message. I have a message for young women, okay? You need to go to the ballot box if you want the government out your ballot box.

Okay. Okay, I see what you did there. I see what you did there.

Yeah, yeah, and it's working. My campaign has raised a billion dollars.

Oh, my Lord. How are you not winning by a landslide?

Yeah, that's a question I scream into my pillow every morning.

Okay, next on Team Harris is the second gentleman himself, Mr. Doug Emmehoff.

Yes, hello. I...

Tis I, Doug, a.k.a. Doug the Shrug, a.k.a. if Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell had sex with a menorah.

And are you doing any media this week?

I was not asked.

All right, next to Doug is Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.

Great to be on The Feud. I am such a huge fan of your stand-up, Cedric.

Tim, when black comedians talk about white people, they talk about you.

I do be like that.

Yeah, you do.

And finally on the Democrats' side is President Joe Biden.

That's right.

Folks, folks, thank you, Regis.

Great to be here on The Crude, a family food, a food to do.

Dude, anyway, and guess what?

And by the way, this show's great. I'm being serious right now.

Well, thank you very much.

I got to say, you're looking pretty good.

Yeah, because I'm getting my rest.

Number one, I sleep when I can.

Number two, I'm asleep right now.

All right, then, let's meet the Republicans.

On the top of the ticket, we got a man who evicted me from my apartment in 1982,

President Donald Trump.

Yes, thank you, Steve.

It's great to be here on The Feud going up against...

Now, Donald, I got to say, I respect you, because we both wear long ties.

Yeah, neck to nuts.

All right, let's move over to President Trump's lovely wife, Melania.

Oh, she ain't here.

It's so strange.

I could have sworn she was standing right beside me about two years ago.

But in her place, I've brought a beloved member of the Trump family and also Don Jr.

Hilarious, Dad.

Hey, how about me and J.D. here, huh?

We could be twins.

I feel like my dad picked me to be his vice president.

But he didn't.

He didn't.

And, Steve, can I just say, it's so refreshing to be on a show that celebrates families.

I'm like the Democrats who turned our hero, the Joker, into a gay guy who's obsessed with Lady Gaga.

Okay, give me Kamala, give me Trump, let's play The Feud.

I'm telling you, Steve, she's going to be horrible at this game.

She's a very low IQ person.

The whole world is laughing at her because they don't respect her like they respected me.

Well, okay, Steve.

The fact is Donald Trump likes dictators, all right, because anyone can manipulate him simply through flattery.

That's simply not true. It's not true.

Okay. You look handsome tonight.

I love her. Isn't she great? She's got my vote.

All right, let's play the game.

Okay, 100 people surveyed, top six answers on the board.

Name something that you keep in your glove compartment.

Oh, VP Harris.

Steve, look, I was raised in a middle class family, all right?

Oh, here we go.

Okay, my mother raised my sister and me, all right?

She worked hard and saved up.

And we had a second mother, too.

A small business owner named Ms. Shelton.

Okay, we got that. Something that you keep in your glove compartment.

Oh, a Glock, Steve, a big old Glock.

Oh.

Oh, snap. Okay, so you strapped like that, all right.

Show me the blip blam blicky.

All right.

Number two answer, the Democrats is controlling the board.

Let's go. All right.

Doug, in my mouth.

Name something that you keep in your glove compartment.

Oh, wow. I mean, I can't top that. It was so perfect.

I'll go with the same answer, Steve, a Glock.

Oh.

Man, you want to give the same answer?

That seems like a bad strategy, but show me another blip blam blicky.

Oh.

That's crazy.

Number one answer. Damn, America.

All right. Let's go over to Tim Walz.

Okay, something that you keep in your glove compartment.

This is right in my wheelhouse, in my glove box.

I got hot hands, napkins from Runza, and got to have Tums in case I eat something spicy like tomato.

If you say so.

Show me some white nonsense.

Oh. Sorry, it's not up there.

Let's go over to President Joe Biden.

Something that you keep in your glove box.

I like to buy a Val.

That's the wrong game, player.

Come on, Conan.

What are you doing? It's me. I'm still the president.

I'm Joe. I may be older, but I'll beat the hell out of you.

I'll pop you. I'll give you an Uncle Sandwich.

You know how to do it. I can make sandwiches.

The only difference, I know when to walk away.

About six months too late.

Okay, show me whatever that was.

Oh, man.

That was an answer so bad, they gave you a double X.

All right. Republicans, you got a chance to steal something that you keep in your car's glove box.

Same here.

All right, President Trump, what you got?

So, to answer this,

I'm gonna do one of my signature weaves, right?

It's called the weave, where I say lots of different things, but it all comes together so beautifully, like an episode of Seinfeld. Seinfeld.

You know, Jerry was always wearing mom jeans.

He had bad jeans, just like the immigrants who are ruining this country. They're eating the pits.

They're eating mudang, but it's so soft.

You look at Korea, you look at Japan, America's not even included.

There's no room. So it's like glove compartment, right?

There's no room. You see what I did there, Steve?

Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you did.

Show me dementia.

Well, it looks like the Democrats win.

And live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

Thanks for watching.