One more knock-knock. Come on, just one more. Lay it on me.

Oh-ho-ho-ha-ha! That is a good one, buddy.

Brr! Ah, it's getting a little chilly. You cold? Here, wait right here.

All right, here you are.

Aw, you're gonna look so handsome.

Hey, man, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I didn't really know what to make of you at first.

But I'm really glad you decided to tag along.

Ah, that must be the pizza. Hey, uh, Snake, I kind of like to keep a low profile. You mind?

Pizza!

Uh, I got pizzas here for a Mr. Snakeson. Is, uh, is that you?

Oh, yes, of course. Hiss-hiss. Yes, it was me. Do you like my scarf?

A good friend gave it to me. I'll take the pizza now. Hiss-hiss.

Uh, that'll be $20.

Of course. You wait right there. I'm going to get my snake wallet.

Now, there's bound to be 20-ish bucks here somewhere.

Hey, thanks for helping me out back there, by the way. You did a really good job.

I've actually never been able to get a pizza delivered like that before.

Oh, you tired?

All right, you just take a rest here.

Oh, you like my statues? Yeah, I'll make one of you next time we hang out.

Man, those took ages to make.

Ah-ha! Perfect change!

Ah, no! What are you doing? Stop! Spit those out!

Ah, man, I told you how hard I worked on these. The bears really loved them.

Why'd you do that? Well, where are you going now?

What, that's it? No apology? You really hurt my feelings, man.

Huh?

Man, I thought you liked your scarf. You're just going to leave it here?

Man, you're a horrible friend.

Don't look at me!

Hello? Did you find your snake wallet?

Pfft. Mean snake. Can't trust new friends these days.

Huh?

Huh?

Whoa.

Boy, did you see that?

Come on, I bet we can get this on the news.

There he is! Get him!

Man, his feet really are big.

Smile and say cheese.

Snake!

Larry? Help me, Larry!

You came back for me.

I'm so sorry we fought, buddy. Can we be friends again?

I'll take that as a yes.

Oh, the party! We gotta get these pieces of the bear's stat.

The grub has arrived. Got the pieces right here.

Fellas? Where'd everybody go?

Oh. Got late, went home, had fun. Thanks.

Oh, they had a good time.

Huh. Man, I couldn't have done it without you.

This was such a fun day. Maybe we can...

Oh, is that your family? Oh, they're beautiful.

I guess you gotta go then. We can hang out again some other time.

Go be with your family.

Huh.

Hey, you're back. What's that you're doing there?

Is this a scarf? Hey, I love it.

Hey, do you want a slice of pizza for the road?

Alrighty then.

Thank you, friend!

Skulking through the wilderness like a phantom, creeping stealthily through the underbrush.

It's possible that the true nature of this hairy creature will never be known.

But perhaps, just perhaps, there is something beautiful, something majestic in his solitude.

Oh, look at his little drools.

Sorry, boys, that's a resounding no.

Wait, what?

Yes, get out. Thank you.

Wait, wait, hold on.

I have questions.

Wait, wait, I'm going back in there.

Grizz, wait, Grizz!

Come on, man. We know now for sure that we're not cut out for this, and that's okay.

Can we please just go home now?

I spared him sleeping for 15 minutes.

Don't you get it? This is it!

This is our chance to make more friends than we've ever had!

Come on, Grizz, we've had enough. You're being kind of a...

...a dingo.

Whoa! No need to roll out the D word. Don't sweat it.

I'm gonna sort this all out with Nom Nom.

Oh my gosh, that's him!

Oh my gosh, that's him!

There he goes. Now's our chance.

Grizz, stop! Come back!

Where are you going? Don't leave!

I got him. Get to the front.

Thanks, man.

You all right, sir?

Yeah, I think somebody bit me by mistake, but it doesn't really hurt.

Gross.

Get out of here, you!

Bear's got Moxie.

What can I do for you, buddy?

Awesome! I knew you were a chill guy.

Sorry, it's just I've been a really big fan since, like, this morning, and there's just so much I want to ask you.

Ask away.

Yes. Okay, well, so my brothers and I made this video, and we did a bunch of stuff.

There was a baby and dancing. Wow!

Pretty cool, right? They just give them to you when you're Internet famous.

You like chocolate?

Oh, yeah. Why?

What? Oh, man. Being Internet famous is crazy cool.

So anyway, we put it up on the Internet and waited forever, but...

Why don't you just pull it up for me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Here it is.

Oh, where am I?

Really nice.

Look for Mom.

Yeah.

Mom?

Ha!

Oh, interesting staging.

That's cool stuff, man.

Exactly! Oh, I'm so glad you're into it.

Dude, you're so cool. You must have tons of friends, too, right? Right, buddy?

I've got the maximum amount of friends on all social media sites.

So you guys must have brunch together all the time and stuff.

Wait, how do you fit that many people into a cafe? You'd need at least 12 pitchers of juice.

No, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? I'm famous, man. I really don't have time for that sort of thing.

What?

Hanging out in person is a thing of the past, buddy. Get with it.

Also, friends are usually too loud or have schmutz all over their faces.

I have servants, really yummy food, the Internet. I think you can agree. I don't need anything else.

And that being the case...

Ah!

Hilarious.

See you later, friend.

Bye.

Why isn't this working? Oh, it's open.

Oh. Uh, hey, guys.

So, sorry I took so long to get home.

I got juice. Pulp free. I thought maybe we could drink it together.

And also, I just wanted to say, uh...

It's okay, Grizz. No big.

Aw, I didn't know you cared so...

Don't ditch Ice Bear.

Fair enough.

Actually, we have a surprise for you, Grizz.

Really? Rad.

Oh, wait. I can't move.

Okay, open.

It's just our video.

Look closer.

Ooh.

Check the comment.

Ooh, a real comment.

Guys, this is great.

We gotta celebrate.

Cheers!

Well, this is the place.

Ah! Evil number!

Where? Do you see our stuff?

Oh, he has our stuff, all right. Let's move!

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

All right, now, Jones inbounds the ball. Shot clock at 18. Waves the screen off.

Wait, Grizz, what's the plan?

Well, I'm gonna go in there and get our stuff back.

What if he's, I don't know, crazy?

I mean, what if he works out? He could hurt our faces and stuff.

Ice Bear wants to get moving.

Okay, okay, okay. We'll go in ninja style.

Cool.

And here they come, down the stretch.

Grizz!

Oh, right.

Looks like they're running a play for a minute. It's the right block.

With under a minute left, he draws the second defender.

He's shadowing the ball handler beautifully.

Oh, what a beautiful pass!

They get the defensive rebound. All Oakland juries, he's in the paint.

And what a slam!

Ho, ho!

Yeah! Yeah!

Huh? Who are you guys?

Ball is loose. Everyone's scrambling for it.

Who'll come up with it?

He throws a pass to the left side.

Dangerous skip pass to cross court.

I got it!

He's got it!

He's out of bounds!

And a!

He's lost it.

And a.

Here.

Help, guys.

Panda, be careful!

We're coming out!

You'll never get our stuff, evil doer.

Ho, ho, ho. That was close, fellas.

This is the police. We have you surrounded. Give up now.

Ha, ha, ha. This is all a big mistake.

We were just getting back our stuff. See?

Wait, what?

Action, buddies. This isn't ours.

It's mine, dummy. I rented it an hour ago.

What the?

Huh?

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Uh, so?

Innocent mistake. Not our stuff.

No harm, no foul, right?

Those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff.

They ruined my T-shirt stand.

Those guys came into my restaurant and ordered only ice water.

Hey, we tipped.

Yeah, with a table mat drawing.

Jump now. We will catch you and then put you in jail.

Do the right thing.

Okay, brothers. Group huddle.

I'm not gonna lie. It's not looking good.

Looks like the real criminal might have been us.

And now we must face the consequences.

No!

Please jump one at a time. Slowly.

Hey, guys, if we go down, we do it together.

I repeat, do not jump all at once. Do not...

One, two, three, get down.

Do not...

Oh, they all jumped.

Huh?

FBI!

Is this your bag?

My phone!

My wallet!

I spare-bought these legally.

You boys sure did us a huge favor stumbling upon those criminals.

Pigeon Cartel is one of the most elusive of criminal gangs.

Ah, so that pigeon in the park really was misleading us.

Oh, you mean this guy?

He's actually been working undercover for us.

Wears a wire and everything.

Ain't that the cutest thing?

Ain't that the cutest thing?

Nobody's pressing charges, but don't ever do that again.

Thanks again.

Good night.

You guys want to watch a movie?

I'd like to introduce to you all the topic of my report.

Bears.

I took the time to locate and study three bear specimens of the Northern California region and have compiled my facts on them to share with you today.

Let's start with the next slide.

You thought you knew about bears.

You don't!

Nothing can recreate the majesty of a bear overlooking his realm.

More often than not, bears can be found saving the human race from themselves.

Bears are also the cleanest of this planet's creatures.

They bathe an astonishing three times a month.

Bears have evolutionized to be masters of all kinds of combat.

Bears have more than eight abs, with new abs being discovered every day.

Bears have lots of feelings, and that's a beautiful thing.