How may I help you?

Uh, yeah, I just need a quick second.

This is actually my first time at Starbucks.

It's your first time at Starbucks?

Have you been living under a rock?

No, I just usually go to McDonald's for my coffee.

Did he just say McDonald's?

McDonald's?

Oh my god, you poor thing.

Okay, anyways, do you know what you want?

Yeah, just give me a second.

You have so many options over there.

Oh my god, sir, can you please hurry up?

I gotta go to work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

I'm sorry, he's new here.

Anytime this year, man.

Come on, man, I don't have all day.

Literally give me one second.

Dude, there's people behind you waiting.

Just get a pumpkin spice latte and call it a day.

I need a moment.

I just need a moment.

Everyone calm down for a second.

Please, I got this.

Tell this guy to hurry up, man.

Sir, if you don't order in two seconds, I am going to murder you.

Okay, you know what?

Just go.

Go in front of me.

Finally.

Sorry about that.

What can I get you?

Okay, can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato with three shots of espresso, two shots of sugar-free vanilla, and four pumps of pumpkin spice?

And can you make sure that you add cashew milk, almond milk, oat milk?

And I will have that at a 90 degree Fahrenheit warmth.

And then I need you to cool it down to a nice 50 degrees Fahrenheit.

And what's the name for the order?

Yeah, it's for Jessie.

Awesome.

Order coming up for Josh.

No, I said Jessie.

Sorry about that.

Order coming up for Jennifer?

No, you're not hearing me.

My name is Jessie.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Okay, sure.

Whatever.

That's my name.

Next.

Hey.

Hey, you again.

Yeah, so I was thinking I'm just gonna keep it simple and do a large coffee.

Yeah, we don't have large.

Oh, okay.

I'll do a small then.

We don't have small either.

So then what do you have?

We have a tall grande and venti.

Okay, I'm guessing tall is your biggest size.

So let's do a tall.

Tall is actually our smallest size.

Well, no, actually we're adding a smaller size called humongous.

That's coming soon.

Okay, so what's your large size then?

We don't have a large size fam.

Okay, fine.

I'll get the grand.

Cool.

Yeah.

Does that work for you?

It's grande.

Say it right, okay?

Say it.

Say grande.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Grande.

I'll have the grande.

Yeah.

Okay, but just to let you know, grande isn't really our large size.

What?

I thought you didn't have a large size.

We don't.

It's not called large.

It's called a venti.

You know what?

Let's do a venti ice latte.

You guys have lattes, right?

Yeah, of course.

And how would you like that sweetened?

We have vanilla.

Just regular.

A regular normal latte.

Okay, and how much ice would you like?

We have regular ice, light ice, lots of ice.

Light.

Light ice.

Thank you.

What kind of milk would you like?

We have oat milk.

Regular milk from a cow, please.

Now, are you sure you want cow's milk?

We also have horse milk.

We also have goat milk in the back.

Let me know.

Yes, I'm sure.

Would you like anything to eat?

Sure.

I'll have a croissant.

Perfect.

And that's going to be $27.80. $27 for a drink and a croissant?

Yeah, we charge extra for cow's milk.

Who charges extra?

Okay, you know what?

It's fine.

Here, take it.

Thank you so much.

You can wait over there for your stuff with your insightful voice, okay?

Okay, I got an order for Alfonso.

Do we have Alfonso here?

Oh my god, an ice latte with cow's milk.

Anybody?

Oh yeah, that's actually for me.

Is your name Alfonso?

No, it's Harjit.

Well, then it isn't for you, is it?

Uh, no, that's my drink.

I just ordered that exact drink two seconds ago.

Yo, is this the guy that ordered the ice latte?

Yeah, Alex, right?

No, for Alfonso.

What?

I never even gave you my name.

So who's Alex and Alfonso?

Yo, is there an Alex or Alfonso here?

You just took my order like a second ago.

Whatever, just give it to him.

I don't care.

Okay, but yo, if I see an Alex or Alfonso walking here, I'm coming for you, man.

Okay, relax.

Oh, uh, this actually has too much ice.

I asked for light ice.

Could you just make it again, please?

Oh, okay.

My bad, bro.

I got you right now.

I'm just gonna...

There you go, man.

Okay.

Oh, you guys forgot my croissant.

Dude, we're all out of croissants, man.

Sorry.

How are you eating a croissant?

I just paid...

You know, it's fine.

It's fine.

Have a good day.

Have a great day.

Dude, that customer sucks.

Right?

Such an attitude.

God.

But these croissants though?

Fire.

We have a tumble in the back if you want some.

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