Yes.

So that's your second marriage in two years.

Yes, second in two years.

Third overall.

Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never have I had so much business from one client.

Why don't you tell me what happened?

Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk.

I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

Yes, yes, yes.

But I do not love her.

Oh, that's better then.

This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.

I see.

Have you considered therapy?

I think just the annulment for today.

There are a couple of forms to fill out.

Easy.

And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.

No problem.

And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.

Ooh.

There's no way to do this without her because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.

Of course you did.

Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.

Uh-huh.

What about someone who looks like Rachel?

I will think about the therapy.