Yes.

是的。

So that's your second marriage in two years.

所以這是你兩年內的第二次婚姻。

Yes, second in two years.

是的，兩年內第二次。

Third overall.

這輩子的第三次

Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never have I had so much business from one client.

羅斯，我做了 23 年的離婚律師，從來沒有一個客戶給我帶來這麼多生意。

Why don't you tell me what happened?

可以告訴我發生了什麼事嗎？

Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk.

基本上，瑞秋和我在拉斯維加斯喝醉了。

I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

不好意思，這是你第二次結婚時在聖壇上念過名字的那個瑞秋嗎？

Yes, yes, yes.

是的，是的，是的。

But I do not love her.

但我不愛她。

Oh, that's better then.

哦，"太好了"

This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.

這只是一個酒後的錯誤，我需要讓婚姻失效。

I see.

我明白了

Have you considered therapy?

你考慮過心理治療嗎？

I think just the annulment for today.

我想，今天還是先用廢止令就可以了。

There are a couple of forms to fill out.

有幾份表格需要填寫。

Easy.

簡單。

And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.

我們需要證人來證明你當時精神不健全

No problem.

沒問題。

And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.

我們需要你和瑞秋出庭作證

Ooh.

哦

There's no way to do this without her because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.

沒有她不能辦嗎？因為我跟她說事情已經處理好了。

Of course you did.

不愧是你。

Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.

聽著，羅斯！除非你和瑞秋都在場 否則你不能宣佈婚姻無效

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

What about someone who looks like Rachel?

長得像瑞秋的人呢？

I will think about the therapy.

我會考慮去做心理治療的。