I'll see you in hell! You see, whether Igloo, Hot Tolinto, or a geodesic dome, there's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. Hello!

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, but now I've come to love your quirks.

Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright.

Lisa Gunn philosophies, Bart's adept at spinning lies.

Homer's a delightful fella, sorry about the salmonella.

Heh heh, that's okay. Who needs the Quickie Mart?

Now here's the tricky part.

Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Quickie Mart?

Their floors are sticky, Marge.

They make that sticky, Marge.

Let's hurl a brickie, Marge.

The Quickie Mart is real dope!

Who needs the Quickie Mart?

Not me.

Forget the Quickie Mart.

Goodbye to Quickie Mart.

Who needs the Quickie Mart?

Not me. Everything really wrapped up nicely.

Much quicker than usual.

I guess we learned that happiness is wherever you find it.

And we've all found happiness.

Every one of us.

Hey, what's that sound? Who needs the Quickie Mart?

I do!

Hey, he's not happy at all.

He lied to us through song.

I hate when people do that.

You only live once.

Hey, speak for yourself.

I don't want to live anymore.

Give me that wiener!

I don't want to live, sir!

Give me that wiener!

No, Appo, it's not worth it! All right, here's your last question.

What was the cause of the Civil War?

Actually, there were numerous causes.

Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant...

Hey, hey, just say slavery.

Slavery it is, sir. Yes, I am a citizen.

Now, which way to the welfare office?

What?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I work, I work. Hey, hey, you're Appu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you?

I mean, you're the...

God, you're like the guy.

You're a legend around here.

Can I ask you something?

Is it true you once worked 96 hours straight? Oh, yes.

It was horrible, I tell you.

By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind. Oh, yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes.

Beep.

Beep.

You've got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag.

We lost four more men on this expedition.

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hit it. He's got a sense, man.

For no reason, here's Appu. Now, I finally have time to do what I've always wanted.

Write the great American novel.

Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.

I call it Billy and the Clonosaurus. Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir.

First you think of an idea that has already been done, and then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like.

Didn't you think this was...

It's a bestseller list for 18 months.

Every magazine cover had it.

Popular movies of all time, sir.

What?

What are you thinking?

I mean, thank you.

I'll come again. When are people going to learn?

Democracy doesn't work.

Please don't knock the land that I love. Jury duty.

Oh, today I am truly an American citizen.

Gimini cricket.

Ooh, expired ham.

Oh, this time I've gone too far.

No, no one will fall for...

Cheap meat!

Ooh, this one's open.

Ooh, stomach churning.

Bowels clenching.

Not much time.

Must finish.

This is what I think of your story!

Silly customer!

You cannot hurt a Twinkie! You know what you could do, Appu?

Yeah, shut up.

You could fake your own death.

Oh, would you shut up!

All you need is a car bomb and you could...

I can't believe you don't shut up!