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  • I can't believe we got hired so quickly.

  • And I can't believe I'm a medium apron.

  • And I can't believe I'm working for a corporate coffee place.

  • This might be the lowest point in my life, and my mom once lost me in a craps game behind a casino. Hi, we're here to be trained. I know.

  • That's unfortunate.

  • My name's Devin. Well, that's unfortunate.

  • Let's get this over with.

  • I have a lot of other places I need to be. Like your mom's basement? Hey, you don't have to give me attitude. I don't have to, but it's my pleasure.

  • Sorry, Devin.

  • It's just that it's hard for her because your name is Devin. So what are you, girls?

  • Writers?

  • Folk duo?

  • Just bitches? Nailed it, loser.

  • Peace yourself.

  • We need this job for another hour and 50 minutes. Okay, but for real, how long do you gotta work here before the health insurance kicks in?

  • And is there dental?

  • Because I got a dead tooth doing nothing for me. Insurance kicks in after 30 days, but it's a PPO, not an HMO.

  • Oh, I just got an HMO at our other job.

  • He's a Charlotte. Okay, here we go.

  • Look, this is the machine we use for everything.

  • It's incredibly easy to work, unless you're stupid.

  • In which case, tell me now.

  • Devin, we're not your mean stepdad.

  • Just show us how to use the machine. Listen up.

  • Unlatch the portafilter from the group head.

  • Press here for an ounce of grounds.

  • Tamp it in, pack it down, turn it on. I didn't get that.

  • Did you?

  • Honestly, all I heard was group head. So you tamp, pack, turn the knob, wait three, blast for 30, then you pour the shot.

  • Place the steam wand halfway in the pitcher at a 45-degree angle until the milk is 103 degrees.

  • So what you're saying is it's easier to make meth? Syrups, powders, whipped cream is right here.

  • You ever work with one of these? I think I can handle it.

  • I went to Wharton. Well, I went to Harvard. And I went to Juvy.

  • And we're all here wearing an apron. A grande, double cap, nonfat. Grande, double cap, nonfat. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. A venti, triple cap, no whip. Venti, triple cap, no whip. Meow, meow, shabam, meow. Grande, double soy latte. Grande, double soy latte.

  • Got it, Max? Nope. Where's those drinks, Max? Working on it, getting close.

  • And I finished all over myself. That's so me. Come on, Max.

  • It can't be that hard.

  • You two, switch.

  • I gotta put out more napkins.

  • That women's breakup support group is here, and they tap us out.

  • Think they're crying now?

  • Just wait till we run out of cake pops. I'll have a tall cap, triple shot, half-calf. Small scrap, nibble slap, half-half. That's not what I said.

  • Tall cap, triple shot, half-calf. Girl, you're good at this.

  • You should work at Starbucks. I am good.

  • I think I'm getting the hang of this.

  • Now I just have to...

  • Oh, holy mother of hell!

  • This thing hates women so much, we should call it Texas.

  • Or Ohio.

  • Or, to be honest, most of America. I'll have a tall drip, extra hot. Uh, what's your name? Greg, with three Gs. Yeah, you're gonna be this picture of a penis. That's rude.

  • Now it has a hat on it.

  • It's say, good day. Do you want me to talk to your manager? Yeah, in about 20 minutes, after she learns this machine. Hi.

  • I'll take a non-fat venti drip for Vera, and a tall latte for Fran, and a gingerbread latte with 11 Splendas.

  • Can you two explain what this is? I'd say it's pretty obvious.

  • That's a penis wearing a hat. Why?

  • Because it's bald and a little insecure. Dudes, you're, like, fired.

  • Come on, Devin, we just need 20 more minutes to learn that machine.

  • Please? No.

  • Return your aprons and caps, and do not even think about putting sandwiches in your pockets. What?

  • A girl can't get a morning bun? No.

  • And no.

  • And take this crappuccino you made with you.

  • Oh, yeah, that is not quite right.

  • And it hit my dead tooth.

I can't believe we got hired so quickly.

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