Oh, my God!

Hello, America.

I'm President Donald Trump.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

And I'm Vice President Mike.

What's the matter, Mike?

There are two beautiful women over there, and I don't know if I could do this without my wife being here.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Right. You know, I've got a question.

Are these gongs from China?

Because I love China.

I'm a huge...

Yeah.

He's saying...

What?!

I'm a huge fan of Chinese food.

Orange chicken is my favorite.

Uh, you know, they say you aren't what you eat,

Mr. Orange Chicken.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No. Okay.

You're calling me an orange chicken.

Well, let me tell you, I just dropped the world's biggest bomb in that bathroom.

Oh, that chocolate.

That's good. That's good chocolate.

Mr. President, that was gross.

If we get gonged, all my followers on Twitter are gonna hear about it, and they're...

You guys are wrong, and you're gonna get fired.

You...

Okay, enough of that.

I want to get a little serious.

TV shows are coming back to America, which equals jobs, jobs, jobs, okay?

And you know what we're doing, Mike?

We're making the gong show great again.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Let's remember, America first, gong show second.

Thank you, and good night.

Fantastic!

That was great.

Well done. Well done.

Fantastic.

Oh, my God. I loved it.

The only thought I had is that your hands are a bit big, don't you think? A bit big.

Yeah. Judges, Priyanka, what are your thoughts?

This was so funny and so entertaining.

I was a little unsure about the pronunciation of a few words.

Well, you're from another country, so it's...

I'm pretty sure they say the same thing in my country, too.

Yeah, we heard China, and then...

China. ...then it's China.

But for a moment, we looked at each other, and it was...

Yeah.

It's a good thing it's on at 10-15, but my score already is off the charts.

Yes. 10. Fantastic.

10. Very good.

10!

Come on.

10! Fantastic.