Who the fuck are you?

I'm Mr. Bennet. I'm Reggie.

What you doing here?

I came to take on Megan.

What?

I came to take on Megan.

How old are you?

I'm 15, Mr. Bennet.

Motherfucker, you look 30.

Show me some ID.

I don't have none on me.

You don't have no ID? Get your ass up against that wall.

What the fuck is your problem? You think you know it all.

You're a young thundercat.

You got joints on you?

No.

You smoke that shit?

No, sir.

You trying to get my daughter high? You smoke that shit?

Mark!

Nigga, who that ass is, dog?

That's Reggie!

Who the fuck is Reggie?

Came to take Megan out.

What you want, nigga?

I'm here to take your pretty daughter out.

What's your name?

Reggie.

Hold on, I heard a motherfucker say your name Reggie.

You want to take Megan out?

Yes, sir.

How old are you?

15.

Shit, nigga, you at least 30.

Is this mine?

Can you fight?

You can fight?

Move, motherfucker, you can't fight.

Look at you.

Mike, Mike.

No, I want to know if the nigga...

Somebody going to take my niece out.

I want to know if the nigga can fight.

Somebody might come say something.

If the nigga can't fight, she can't go.

This is Megan's godfather, okay?

He just got off the joint.

Why you putting all my business in the street?

They call him.

I just got out of jail and I ain't going back.

I ain't going back.

What's wrong with you?

Acting all scared.

Nigga, you ain't never seen a gun before?

Stop pointing the gun at the boy, man.

Nigga, look, don't you disrespect me in front of company.

All right, let the gun go off.

Nigga, you a big old tall ludicrous looking motherfucker, ain't you?

You rap?

No.

Move, nigga.

Get out the way.

If I see you on the highway, get the fuck out of my way.

Hey, Mike.

Now listen, have my daughter home at 10-01.

If she ain't home at 10-01, I'm in the car, okay?

Lock loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.

Do you hear me?

And I'm going with him.

Pick the fuck up, Reggie.

And if I'm there, you know what it's going to be?

Chitty, chitty, bang, bang, nigga.

That's what it's going to be.

Marcus.

Oh, Reggie, baby, I am so sorry.

Please forgive Megan's dad and his silly friend.

You a virgin?

Yes.

All right, keep it that way.

Ain't going to be no fucking tonight.

Baby, the red shirt's nice.

I like that.

You guys have a good time.

You ever make love to a man?

No.

You want to?

No, sir.

Hey, have a good time, baby.

Go.

All right, good girl.

All right.

You need to go.

Miami PD, make a hole, make a hole.

Miami PD.

Make a hole, Miami PD.

Go, go.

Sorry.

Daddy.

Joker, you a pop-pop.

Oh, baby, look at him.

Yeah.

No doubt, it's in the eyes and the ears.

And the name, Marcus Miles Burnett.

That's my name.

His name, too.

We decided to name him Marcus Burnett.

His name, too.

We decided to name him after you.

It was Reggie's idea.

I thought it would be a very respectful gesture, sir.

I hope you approve.

That's cool.

But you know you still need to make an honest woman out of my baby girl there.

Uncle Mike, you ready to hold the baby?

Oh, no.

Uncle Mike don't want to catch that.

Uh-uh, okay?

That's that shit.

No, Mike, stop.

It's a baby.

Stop it right now.

Seriously.

Look at the baby.

Okay, you know what?

I'll be outside when you get your shit together.

Mike.

The baby.

We want to thank you all for joining us today.

It means a lot to the family.

And I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

I really got to stop crying like this.

You guys are great.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our first toast.

I'm going to bring up Officer Mike Lowry.

Affectionately known as Uncle Mike.

First off, Reggie, I am shocked that you are even still here.

I remember your first date with Megan.

Trust me, me and Marcus did everything we could possibly do to make sure you never came back.

But I'm telling you, love is hard.

And your relationship will be tested.

Your father and I have weathered storm after storm.

We have a mantra that we say to each other in our darkest days.

It always seems to bring us back together.

Reggie, Megan, I would like to share it with you.

We ride together.

We die together.

Bad boys for life!

We just need a king.

Holy shit.

Get a unit over to my house.

Pick up.

Miami Central, we have another 29 in progress.

Please send units to Detective Lowry's home address.

Enemy down!

Reggie, you got incoming.

Get the family to somewhere safe.

What?

Now!

Yes, sir.

What's going on?

There's people coming in now.

You're safe with me.

Please be careful.

Trust me, I love you.

Okay.

Fuck!

Behind! Behind you, Reggie!

Oh, damn!

Who the fuck is this guy?

That's my boy! That's my boy!

Damn!

Come on, come on, come on.

Shit.

No, no, no!

Oh, shit!

Come on, come on.

Oh, shit.

Oh, titty, titty, bang, bang, motherfuckers.

Me snacks is your snacks, Reggie.

All right, come on.

Mike, did you see that shit?

What are you doing, Reggie?

Request permission to cook my chicken.

Permission denied, Reggie.

Go somewhere, man.

Take your smock off.

Go play with the kids.

Listen, this is the man area of the barbecue.

You know what?

All due respect, we appreciate that you did save people that we love.

We appreciate that, right?

Yeah, we appreciate that.

We appreciate that from here right through.

Now back the fuck up.

Yeah.

All right, look, I'm willing to compromise with you.

You can work that half of the grill.

It's small, and I'll work this half.

But is he still standing there?

Yes, he is.

Oh, that's weird.

Yeah.

He think he hard now.

You need to let that motherfucker know he ain't cooking no chicken out here today.

Mike, he killed 15 people at the house.

So you not gonna handle this shit?

Yeah, I'm gonna let that motherfucker cook the chicken.

Yeah, there's something weird in his eyes.

So I'm gonna make a potato salad.

I'm gonna set the table.

Yeah, permission granted, Reggie.

There you go.

Yeah.