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  • Excuse me, excuse me. It's my son Kenny's birthday today. And uh, wouldn't your son be happier playing with kids his own age?

  • I would rather chew off my own foot

  • Or return it to its rightful owner

  • What a thoughtful young man. Yeah, look up the name for me. Why are you listening here young man?

  • No one. You listen to me asshole. I've come a long way for this

  • There's some shit your pee brain couldn't even comprehend so just give me the information I need and I'll be on my merry way

  • And if you call me young man one more time, I'm gonna put your head through that damn wall. Oh, dear

  • Call security. You think I want to shoot a kid? Go home with that on my conscience?

  • Well, I wouldn't worry about that. You won't be going home

  • What's

  • Your game crazy lady who cares you said if you saw me again, you'd kill me. Oh, I remember

  • Come on, big talker. Let's get this done. All right

  • You're better than I thought you were entirely average you're not going anywhere

  • Down with the gun down you're not killing anyone today be careful there buddy back. Yeah, I wouldn't want you to get hurt

  • Mmm

  • That's one badass staple

  • Chapter 27 subsection 3b these seven stages in paradox psychosis are stage 1 denial 2 itching 3 extreme thirst and urination for excessive gas 5 acute paranoia 6 uncontrolled perspiration and 7 homicidal rage

  • Oh

  • Surely we can come to some form of agreement that benefits both parties quit pro quo

  • What do you say? Why not?

  • Here's your quit

  • Here's your pro

  • Oh

  • Explain to me how it is. I'm having a pint of Guinness with my younger self older actually

  • I'm you just 14 days old. That makes no sense. What if you were smarter?

  • Who's Diego

  • Imagine Batman and Amy Lohan. No, it's funny. I'm going through puberty

  • Twice

  • I'll never forget you Dolores. Excuse me, miss. Yeah, did you give that mannequin something new to wear? She liked sequins?

  • I'm trying to find whatever

  • Priceless crap was in that priceless box. So that pogo will get off my ass

  • I'd ask what you're up to class, but it occurred to me. I don't care your mother. That's what whoever she was we met at

  • The disco, okay

  • Remember that. Oh my god. The sex was

  • Disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain don't make me put you in timeout. Can I get the kid a glass of milk or something

  • The kid wants coffee

  • Black do you like jazz boy? I'd rather like a cheese grater the last time checked. I'm still a leader of this family

  • No last I checked. I'm 28 years old yet again. You are experiencing daddy issues

  • I have seniority here. So it is me. You should be listening to Luther. I'm the daddy here

  • Hey old timer

  • You have my sister

  • If not, would you like a margarita are you or are you not an enemy of the people

  • That's such an old-fashioned think about yeah

  • She's too young for you

  • Nice to see you too. What do you want for you to stop harboring like an ambitious stripper and sit down?

  • Leave the pot here

  • Let you go shit

Excuse me, excuse me. It's my son Kenny's birthday today. And uh, wouldn't your son be happier playing with kids his own age?

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