And so if I win, do I win you?

First place is actually $1,000 and a free lifetime membership. $1,000?

Wow, that seems like it's enough to take a beautiful woman out to dinner this Friday night at like 7?

I suppose.

Do you know of anyone who might be available?

I might know someone.

Really now?

Here's her number.

I'll give her a call.

Just double checking everything here.

We got your max squat, max snatch, max deadlift.

It's all there for this Strongman?

Oh wait, you forgot this box.

How much do you bench?

I'm sorry?

How much do you bench press?

And why do you need that information?

You're entering in a weightlifting competition, so we need to know what group to put you in.

Right, yes, I am entering in a weightlifting competition.

Yeah, so how much do you bench?

You just put a lot.

A lot?

A lot of weight moving on that bar.

That's not a number.

Yeah, write whatever you want.

Can you please just give me a number?

I bench my weight, there.

Perfect, thank you.

So your max is 175 pounds?

Multiplied by freaking a thousand.

Do you want to be in this competition or not?

I can literally bench press an elephant.

I'm just trying to do my job.

That is not a joke.

Write down four Sri Lankan elephants.

Dude, what are you talking about?

Hey, between you and me, sister, I'll bench that guy right now.

This doesn't have to be difficult.

The Rock, what's going on, Dwayne?

Stop.

You're shooting Jumanji 27?

Stop.

Okay, cool, talk soon.

His max is my warm up, so we kind of like share this whole inside joke thing.

Why are you making my life so hard right now?

You know Titan Atlas?

Please stop, just stop.

The guy who could lift the world?

That's my partner, my lifting partner.

Good one, bro.

How much do you bench?

It's like sister, listen to me when I say.

Stop calling me sister.

What is weight anyways, right?

Like that's a man-made societal construct.

Like what would Einstein say if he heard you talking like that?

Enough.

Alright, can I, can I be honest with you?

That is all I want.

I'm worried that when you find out how much, like I actually bench, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday.

No, I don't care how much you can bench.

Physical strength is not what's important to me.

Your emotional strength is what's sexy to me.

Really?

Really, so why don't you just tell me the number and we'll forget about this whole thing.

And you still want to do drinks and dinner Friday at 7?

Yes, Friday at 7, I'm in.

Okay, well in that case, my max bench is actually...

Hey!

Bro, is that you?

Are you signing up for the muscle man competition this year?

Don't fill out the max bench form.

Stop.

We don't allow him to compete in benching.

Last year he s*** himself trying to max out.

You s*** yourself.

I think it was just during the warm up.

He was struggling in the bar.

He could not get it anywhere.

He went up.

That's not the truth, but what happened was, I'll still call you.

I'll take the forms.

I love you, bye.

Where's Tom going to go next?

Listening to hip hop music.

I just said that.