Being an accountant, you really make the big bucks there?

No, I don't. That was the joke, but it's not important.

Well, you know, selling pest-controlled door-to-door isn't really the sexiest job in the world either, but...

You know, money come in when the bugs go out, so...

Oh!

Get them out. That's what they do.

What's up, boys?

Good to see you. I didn't know if you were coming.

Good to see you guys.

What's going on?

You know, just living the dream.

Yeah, I didn't know if I was going to make it. I've been slammed at work.

Wait, does that say NASA?

Oh, yeah, it does.

Jesus Christ, here we go.

Sorry, I thought I took it off on the drive here.

So do you actually work at NASA?

I do. You know, some people might say my office is on Mars.

No, I'm just kidding. I'm part of the Mars rover team.

That is so cool.

I'm Mark, by the way.

Vanessa.

Kaylee.

That reminds me, I need another drink. Can I get you guys anything?

I think maybe I could use a drink.

Why do you keep inviting him places? He's a nice guy.

He comes in the room, I look him dead in the eye, and I say,

Mr. President, I don't advise that.

It's that frickin' NASA badge, man. It's like Willy Wonka's golden ticket.

I mean, how easy would it be to pull up to any social gathering, be like,

I work for NASA.

No, Houston, we have a problem. We're still in Los Angeles!

All you have to do is just walk in and just be like, five, four, three, two.

That was my Monday morning.

Oh, and how about this one?

Pretend like everything you're telling them is a government secret.

I have the photos. Nobody in the world has seen these before.

I'll get fired if anyone knows I told you this.

Never before seen.

Look it, they're losing their minds.

Yeah.

Sheep.

This is a frickin' NASA badge, dude. These chicks eat it up.

I'm in. I'll see you when I see you. Don't forget to...

Hey!

I am so sorry.

Watch where you're going.

Can I get you a towel? I didn't mean to... I'm...

You work for NASA?

Oh. I completely forgot I had this on. I just came from the office.

Yeah, I work for NASA.

I'm Tyler, by the way.

Christina.

Very nice to meet you.

I didn't think I'd meet an astronaut at this party.

Not like an astronaut. I'm technically just a space engineer.

But hey, I'm the same as all you guys.

Put my pants on one leg at a time. Only difference is mine are like...

like space pants.

You're so funny, too.

You're so funny, too.

You know, I'll be real with you. I probably have said too much.

They don't like us talking about it. I can't really... I... yeah.

Why is it such a secret?

It's like a government... I can't talk about it, so...

Oh, please. Just a little bit.

Technically, I'm a government official.

And a government official signed a document right when I walked in those NASA doors that I cannot talk about the space stuff that I do.

So thank you for understanding. I gotta go.

Tequila soda. I think it's calling your name. I gotta go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Just... just share with me a little bit.

I can't...

Please, please, please, please.

Okay.

Mars?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I have to tell my friend, Marissa.

No, don't tell another soul about this.

Oh, space is gonna kill me.

This is Tyler. He works at NASA. He's an astronaut.

Oh, my God. That's so cool. Marissa.

Very nice to meet you, Marissa. Hi.

Can we stop speaking so loudly, please?

He works for Mars.

I don't work for Mars. Technically, I work for Earth.

Mars is the action planet in my birth chart.

Are you one of those girls?

NASA. Is that real?

Oh, it absolutely is. That's real, baby.

That's absolutely legitimate.

Yeah, it's real.

He works for Mars.

Yeah, he's an astronaut.

I'm Sarah. I'm such a big fan of The Martian.

Yeah, big fan of space.

Somebody mentioned The Martian.

I love that movie.

You love The Martian, too, because you work on Mars?

Yes, of course, I like The Martian.

But look, the real Mars is nothing like that.

That's Hollywood's glamorization of it.

Wait, you've been to real Mars?

Yeah.

I've been there.

Wow.

Okay, that's it. I have said too much.

If I say one more word, I could literally get fired.

I said, Houston, we don't have a problem.

I just need a snack.

I mean, you've got to eat. You're hungry.

You guys want to see the unreleased photos of the Mars rover?

Show us. Show us. Show us.

Ooh.

Oh, my God.

Hold on. Is there water on Mars?

Is there water on Mars?

Sweetheart.

Oh, my God. It looks just like Earth water.

That's real Mars water.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

No. No. No. No.

Oh, my God.

I know we've all had fun tonight, but this is the granddaddy of them all, so...

I can't.

Yeah, you can.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Come on.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Oh, my God.

This rock is estimated to be worth ten more zillions.

No.

I want my wedding ring to be a Mars rock.

All right, ladies.

I hate myself for doing this, but...

I trust you guys.

You guys know how to have the moonwalk?

Duh.

I give you...

the Mars walk.

Oh, my God.

Don't do it.

No.

Look at him go.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Greetings, my fellow space cadets.

Wow.

He must have just landed.

Ladies, this is Chris.

He's one of the head space engineer partners on the Mars rover with Aya.

I do apologize.

I didn't have time to change.

I came straight from the shuttle.

They make them good on Mars, huh?

Hold on.

Is that a tag?

Uh, where?

Other side.

Your hand was just on it.

There's a tag right there.

Right there.

I'm not seeing it anywhere.

So...

Are you guys lying to us?

It says Party City.

No, it's not a costume.

It's not from Party City.

What happens is sometimes we have to use backups because in Mars, they run through suits because the air is so thin, so they peel.

And my boy has been working out, so...

The other one is in the dry cleaner.

At the dry cleaner.

These guys are phonies.

Everybody say boo!

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

Get the horse rock!

Get it!

I'm thinking next week, male nurses.

Chicks love healthcare professionals.

I already got the tags made.

Hmm.

You didn't get a Party City rep.

No.

This is Cedar Sinai Janitor's Closet.

It was a heist.

Go ahead and take a deep breath for me, sweetheart.

Yeah, we could try that out.

Oh, the blood's pumping high.

You must be excited to see me.

I can see it now.

I can see it now.

Uh, let's get...

Let's get...

Uh, Zach, will you come in?