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I want you to feel this from deep within.
我要你從內心深處感受到這一點。
Let me try this real quick. I think the entities are...
讓我快速試一下。我認為實體...
Hey, baby, I...
嘿,寶貝,我...
Nick, you're home early.
尼克,你回來早了
What the hell is happening?
到底發生了什麼?
Why is there a guy in my bed?
為什麼有個男人在我床上?
Um...
嗯...
It's okay.
沒關係。
They say you can tell them.
他們說你可以告訴他們。
We can't be together anymore, Nick.
我們不能再在一起了 尼克
What? Why?
什麼?為什麼?
Sunshine, um...
陽光,嗯...
He said so.
他是這麼說的。
Who the f*** is Sunshine?
誰是陽光?
Sup?
怎麼了?
Sunshine is a spiritual medium.
陽光是一種精神媒介。
Like, a psychic.
就像通靈師一樣
Okay...
好吧...
He can connect with spirits and entities both past, present, and future.
他能與過去、現在和未來的靈魂和實體建立聯繫。
Okay...
好吧...
He told me that...
他告訴我
Your future with Ariana is not as bright as you think, Nicholas.
你和阿麗亞娜的未來並不像你想的那麼光明 尼古拉斯
The romantic entity that he spoke with in the other dimension, they said that the bond that Sunshine and I share is stronger than ours.
在另一個時空與他交談的那個浪漫的實體說,陽光和我之間的聯繫比我們更緊密。
What are you talking about?
你在說什麼?
What is going on? What is with all these plants?
這是怎麼回事?這些植物是怎麼回事?
These plants create living energy for us to journey through.
這些植物為我們的旅程創造了生生不息的能量。
And there was a sale at Lowe's.
Lowe's 還在打折。
You're really buying this s*** right now?
你現在真要買這玩意兒?
I figured we should rip the band-aid off now.
我想我們現在應該撕掉Ok繃。
She's with me now.
她現在和我在一起。
Let me get this straight for a second here.
讓我先把話說清楚。
So this a**hole comes in here and just says whatever the f*** he wants to get inside your pants and you're just gonna believe him?
所以這個混蛋來這裡 說什麼都是為了進入你的身體 你就會相信他?
Nick, relax. We haven't even slept together or anything.
尼克,放鬆。我們還沒上床呢
This is way worse.
這更糟。
Drop it, Nick. It's over.
放下它,尼克。結束了
And guess what?
你猜怎麼著?
A ghost is talking to me right now.
一個鬼魂正在跟我說話
He says I'm gonna be a millionaire.
他說我會成為百萬富翁。
He says my s*** is gonna grow another couple inches.
他說我的****還會再長几英寸。
Dude, shut up! I'm getting something here, alright?
老兄,閉嘴!我有發現,好嗎?
What is that contraption?
那是什麼玩意兒?
Shut the f*** up, Nick. You're trying to talk to us.
閉嘴 尼克你想跟我們說話
Do you realize how dumb you guys look right now?
你們知道你們現在看起來有多傻嗎?
There's someone here!
這裡有人
Wait, wait, wait.
等等,等等,等等。
You know what? Go f*** yourself.
你知道嗎?去你媽的吧
Stop looking up.
別再往上看了。
Put your f***ing hands down.
把手放下
They're telling me something.
他們在告訴我一些事情。
Oh, God. You are the worst type of dude.
哦,天啊你是最糟糕的那種人
If these women want spirits, then spirits we shall give them.
如果這些女人想要靈魂,那我們就給她們靈魂。
Tell me why I'm helping you again.
告訴我,我為什麼要再幫你一次?
Because you know who's in there.
因為你知道誰在裡面
My ex-girlfriend's at this party?
我的前女友參加了這個派對?
Yes. So if you help me out, I'll put in a good word with the spirits and I'll help you get her back.
如果你幫我,我就跟神靈說好話 幫你把她找回來
Alright, fine. I'm in.
好吧我加入
Alright. I'll see you on the other side.
好吧另一邊見
Wait, wait. What do you mean the other side?
等等,等等你說另一邊是什麼意思?
Well, you're doing recon and data retrieval.
你在進行偵察和數據檢索。
I'm not going in?
我不進去?
No, absolutely not. It's way too risky.
不,絕對不行。風險太大了
Then what's the plan, dude?
那你有什麼計劃?
The plan is I'm going in, getting as many numbers as I can get.
我的計劃是儘可能多地獲取號碼。
I'll put in a good word with the spirits so Peyton will watch you back and then we get out.
我會跟神靈說好話,讓佩頓看著你,然後我們就走。
As many numbers as you can, eh?
數字越多越好,對吧?
In that outfit?
穿成這樣?
Uh, yeah.
是的
Nothing like a little friendly competition.
沒有什麼比友誼賽更有意思了。
Yeah, we'll see, buddy.
是啊,走著瞧吧,夥計
What's your pickup line?
你的搭訕臺詞是什麼?
Oh, my pickup line is being a pediatric doctor has fulfilled me in ways that nothing else can.
哦,我想說的是,作為一名兒科醫生,我的成就感是其他任何事情都無法比擬的。
What the hell?
搞什麼鬼?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦
What are you doing?
你在幹什麼?
Oh, sorry. Don't worry about me.
哦,對不起別擔心我
Jeez, these spirits in this room are freaking crazy, man.
天啊,這房間裡的鬼魂真是瘋了,夥計。
There's like so many of them.
他們人太多了
Wait, did you say spirits?
等等,你是說靈魂嗎?
I'm nervous to share that they were trying to communicate with you and I on this realm.
我很緊張地告訴大家,他們正試圖在這個領域與你我交流。
It's a whole mess. I don't think it's something that anyone here would want to get into.
真是一團糟。我不認為這裡的任何人會想捲入其中。
No, we don't want that. Have a good night.
不,我們不想那樣晚安
Oh, my God. Hannah?
哦,我的上帝。漢娜?
Oh, no, no, no. Please, please don't.
哦,不,不,不請不要這樣
There's some spiritual entity trying to communicate with me.
有某種精神實體試圖與我交流。
Goddamn. Goddamn. Why did you call her over here?
該死該死你為什麼叫她過來?
How do you know someone's trying to communicate with us?
你怎麼知道有人在試圖與我們交流?
I'm actually a medium.
我其實是個中等身材的人。
And I'm a large. Get home safe.
我是個大塊頭安全回家
You can talk to ghosts.
你可以和鬼魂交談
I really want to see if I can communicate with my Meemaw.
我真的很想看看我能不能和我的媽媽交流。
That's not how it works. That's a stereotype.
事情不是這樣的。那是一種刻板印象。
Then what do you mean?
那你是什麼意思?
What happens is I can allow the ghost to communicate through me.
我可以讓鬼魂通過我進行交流。
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
Did you just say you could speak to ghosts?
你剛才說你能和鬼魂說話?
Can we keep it down?
我們能小點聲嗎?
That thing takes AA battery.
那東西要用 AA 電池。
I don't want the spirits to hear us.
我不想讓鬼魂聽到我們。
I've always wanted to explore the reality of metaphysics.
我一直想探索形而上學的現實。
The reality of metaphysics?
形而上學的現實?
You heard him. Keep it down.
你們都聽到了小聲點
Can you talk to one for me?
你能幫我找一個嗎?
And me?
我呢?
Please.
請。
Hi-yah.
嗨呀
Hi-yah.
嗨呀
Give me a f***ing break, dear God.
上帝啊,饒了我吧。
Are they here?
他們在這裡嗎?
I'm trying, but spirits are fragile and free beings.
我在努力,但靈魂是脆弱而自由的生命。
Sometimes they get uncomfortable if...
有時他們會感到不舒服,如果...
Is there one behind me?
我後面有嗎?
I'm seeing a...
我看到一個...
Is that an older woman?
那是一位年長的女士嗎?
It might be my grandmother, Rose.
可能是我祖母羅斯
She passed away last month and she was so spiritual.
她上個月去世了,她是如此有靈性。
It is your grandma, Rose.
是你奶奶,蘿絲
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
What's she saying?
她在說什麼?
Hello, Nina.
你好,尼娜
She's saying hello, Nina.
她在向你問好 妮娜
She says she loves you and that growing up you were always her...
她說她愛你,在她的成長過程中,你一直是她...
Sweetest little peanut even as a baby.
最可愛的小花生,即使還是個嬰兒。
That's good.
很好
That's real good.
真不錯
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
She always used to call me her little peanut.
她總是叫我她的小花生。
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
Oh, no. Grandma Rose.
哦,不羅斯奶奶
She left. She said she didn't want to get too emotional.
她離開了她說她不想太情緒化。
With the tears, she felt like it was unattractive for her, so she wanted to stop that.
由於流淚,她覺得這對她沒有吸引力,所以她想阻止這一切。
Oh.
哦。
Yeah.
是啊
Well, did she say anything else?
她還說了什麼嗎?
She's saying that she wants you to open your heart.
她說她希望你敞開心扉。
Because the man of your dreams might be right in front of your face.
因為你的夢中情人可能就在你眼前。
Wow.
哇
Thank you, Nick.
謝謝你,尼克。
What a sweet guy you are.
你真是個可愛的傢伙。
Who knows?
誰知道呢?
Maybe Grandma Nina will return for a private spiritual session in my private spiritual room back in my apartment later.
也許妮娜奶奶稍後會回到我的公寓,在我的私人靈脩室進行私人靈脩。
You want to come to the spiritual room?
你想來精神室嗎?
No, I'm going to the spiritual room, Hannah.
不,我要去精神室,漢娜。
I really want to come to the spiritual room.
我真的很想來靈脩室。
Ladies, ladies.
女士們,女士們
There's plenty of my spirit to go around.
我的精神有的是。
But what I need from everybody right now is...
但我現在需要大家做的是...
I...
I...
Oh.
哦。
What do you need from everybody?
你需要大家做什麼?
What is your full name?
您的全名是什麼?
Hannah Mackliff.
漢娜-麥克利夫
Spell it.
拼出來。
H-A-N-N-A-H-M-A-C-K-L-I-F-F.
H-A-N-N-A-H-M-A-C-K-L-I-F-F.
Okay, great.
好的,很好
Nick, you've got to buy me some time.
尼克,你得給我爭取點時間。
She's on private.
她是私人用戶。
Okay, okay.
好吧 好吧
Stall for like 30 seconds.
停滯大約 30 秒。
Think of something.
想一想
Like a ghost taking over some shit.
就像鬼魂接管了某些東西。
I don't know.
我不知道。
All right, that's great.
好的,太棒了。
Oh my God, are you okay?
天啊,你還好嗎?
Cross referencing one of her mom's tag photos on Facebook.
對照她媽媽在 Facebook 上的一張標籤照片。
What's wrong?
怎麼了?
Hang on, hang on.
堅持住,堅持住
I almost got it.
我差點就成功了。
I got something.
我有發現
She had a brown and white Pomeranian named Spot who passed away last month.
她有一隻棕色和白色相間的博美犬,名叫斑斑,上個月去世了。
How about it?
怎麼樣?
Oh my God, the spirit.
我的天哪,這精神
It's a...
這是一個...
Down, boy, down.
趴下,孩子,趴下
It's a dog?
是狗?
I've seen the most gorgeous white and brown Pomeranian.
我見過最漂亮的白色和棕色博美犬。
I had a white and brown Pomeranian.
我有一隻白色和棕色相間的博美犬。
His name was Spot, right?
他叫斑點,對嗎?
You guys are really buying this?
你們真要買這個?
Shut up, Freddie.
閉嘴,弗雷迪
He ran away because of what you just said.
他跑掉是因為你剛才說的話。
Spot's gone.
斑斑不見了
Leave!
離開!
Just go!
快走吧
Oh my God, okay.
哦,我的上帝,好吧。
I'm going, I'm going.
我要走了,我要走了。
Kicked out of spiritual ghost time.
被踢出精神幽靈時間
Is there any way that you can summon the spirit of my ex-boyfriend just so I could be done with his energy?
有什麼辦法能讓你召喚出我前男友的靈魂,好讓我擺脫他的能量?
All right, bro, can you make my spirit really cool and dope and good looking and stuff, and then also tell her that I'm really sorry about what I said at Dave & Buster's and that I love her, bro.
好吧,兄弟,你能不能讓我的靈魂變得更酷、更炫、更帥之類的,然後告訴她,我對在戴夫與巴斯特酒吧說的話真的很抱歉,我愛她,兄弟。
Tell her that I love her.
告訴她我愛她
What the hell?
搞什麼鬼?
I hate to disappoint, but I'm at the will of the spirits.
我不想讓你失望,但我只能聽天由命了。
Think of me like a convoy that they just can ride as they so please.
就把我當成一個車隊,他們想怎麼騎就怎麼騎。
Dude, I don't know if I can do this.
老兄,我不知道我能不能做到這一點。
I miss her.
我想念她
What?
什麼?
You know what? F*** the plan.
你知道嗎?去他媽的計劃
I'm coming inside.
我要進去了
Absolutely not.
絕對不行。
What are you...
你是...
He's talking to Ryan.
他在和瑞安說話
That's it, bro.
就是這樣,兄弟。
I love her too much.
我太愛她了
I'm telling her in person.
我要親自告訴她
Packing up the van right now.
正在收拾貨車
Oh.
哦。
Oh, you creepy little weirdo.
哦,你這個令人毛骨悚然的小怪人。
Get over here.
快過來
This guy's been talking to his boy in the car the whole time gathering information on you guys.
這傢伙一直在車裡和他的手下哈拉 收集你們的資訊
Look, he's got an earpiece in.
看,他戴著耳機。
He's a phony.
他是個金光黨
What?
什麼?
No, no.
不,不
Hey, Peyton, I was actually 100 feet when I was in the van, and then he brought me in, so that wouldn't hold up if that's what you were thinking.
嘿,佩頓,我在麵包車裡的時候其實只有100英尺,然後他把我帶進去了,所以如果你是這麼想的,那就不成立了。
I've never seen that guy before.
我從來沒見過那傢伙
This isn't an earpiece.
這不是聽筒
This is what helps me communicate in the other dimensions with the realms.
這就是幫助我在其他維度與世界溝通的方法。
This guy's a phony.
這傢伙是個金光黨
Get the f*** out of here!
給我滾出去
Take your f***ing candles with you!
把你那該死的蠟燭帶走!
So you put in a good word with Peyton, right?
你跟佩頓說了好話,對吧?