I may be the greatest waitress ever, and strangely, that doesn't make me want to die.

我可能是有史以來最偉大的女服務員，但奇怪的是，這並沒有讓我想死。

You're finally getting the hang of a job you've had for years.

你終於掌握了一份從事多年的工作的訣竅。

Is your last name Obama?

你姓奧巴馬嗎？

Another big tip!

另一份超多小費！

I think it's my smile.

我想是因為我的笑容。

Well, something's smiling. Pick up panty melt.

確實是有東西在笑。撿起融化的內褲

Correction, panty melt.

更正為 "內褲融化"。

Caroline, you have maxed pride in a job well done.

卡羅琳，你為自己出色的工作感到無比自豪。

Yes, some of us can still feel pride.

是的，我們中的一些人仍能感到自豪。

Yeah, but only for about another ten seconds.

是啊，不過也就十秒鐘左右。

Caroline!

卡羅琳

Ooh!

哦

Oh.

哦。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, no.

哦，不

This reminds me of when I saw my mother's side boob.

這讓我想起了我看到母親的側乳時的情景。

Max, you have to say something. Um, Caroline?

Max 你得說點什麼 。嗯，卡羅琳？

Hey, look!

嘿，你看

I just got a $10 tip from this guy, and I spilled coffee on his face.

我剛從這傢伙那裡拿到了 10 美元小費，而且我還把咖啡灑在了他臉上。

Screw it.

去他的

I'm taking the ass train to money town.

我也要坐屁股火車去錢鎮。

Oop, nope.

哦，不對。

Not wearing underwear.

沒穿內褲