Wait, guys, actually?

Yeah, it's already trending on Twitter.

No, like, do you actually think I give a f***?

Meet Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist who is currently being cancelled, which he claims is because clients can't handle the truth, and he refuses to lie.

So you think you don't deserve to be cancelled?

No, I'm just saying, if they're cancelling me for calling a fat client fat, then they need to cancel their f***ing mirror, too.

Dr. Blaine is unfazed by hate comments and hashtags, but this scandal has made it past Twitter.

Refund us! Refund us!

You guys are still out here?

How the hell do you have this much free time on a Tuesday morning?

We need that $200, and we'll do whatever it takes to get it!

Yeah!

Alright, alright, fine. Here, have this. It's worth way more than $200.

What is this?

A job application.

When hashtags and protests didn't work, Dr. Blaine's ex-clients were left with one option.

148.

That's the number of clients that told us you confessed to the murder of Ronnie Ransom.

So either you tell us the truth, or that lie detector over there will.

Where were you the night of May 8th?

Childhood home. F***ing your mom.

Okay, yeah. Real fun.

He's telling the truth.

No, he is not. My dad would have crushed him.

Nah, your dad was the one who came up with the idea.

Yep, he's telling the truth.

His freaky ass was watching from the closet.

Yep, that's true.

Hey, stop!

Unfortunately for this detective, his mother confirmed that Dr. Blaine's alibi was rock solid.