Make it quick, Dad.

I'm starving.

I will.

I will.

I just want to thank everyone for being here, and not just our immediate family.

I'm talking about all the cousins and their kids and everybody.

That's how it should be.

That's right, Pop.

I know everyone's busy with their lives and has their own things that they have to do, but it means so much that you're here with us in our home for the holidays.

And that goes for both of us.

How come your damn sister couldn't host?

Because my sister's house is a dump, Daniel.

No, I got to pay for all this damn food?

Oh, hell no!

As I have always said, this house is happier when it's full.

Get out the bathroom!

Well, son, you and Donna have been such gracious hosts, I just hope I haven't been a nuisance.

Oh, God!

Help!

Here's some damn grass.

Oh, oh!

Oh, no!

No!

Help!

Phil, what are you talking about?

We love having you here.

Ow!

And of course, this is our first Christmas with our soon-to-be son-in-law, Matthew.

When you two got engaged, all of us were just smiling from ear to ear.

Why?

Why can't I marry him?

Because he's white?

Yes!

Welcome to the family, Matthew.

You guys are being so racist!

Damn right we are!

No offense, Matthew.

None taken.

I'm just embarrassed we had to put you two on the air mattress.

Mom, for the last time, it's fine.

Yeah, it's actually super comfortable.

God, this sucks!

And then there's Brian, back from college.

It sure is great to have my boy back home for a few weeks.

Feels good to be home, Dad.

I am pushing sauce!

That's channel, Dad.

It's not sauce.

But channel is a sauce!

No, no!

I showed you this yesterday!

Just get your useless black ass out of here.

I know how to do it.

Just go!

Go!

Stupid ass.

Son, come back in here!

Don't you think I should get in the car?

Well, I just want to say that as you get older, it all goes that much quicker.

And we should all cherish this time that we spend together as a family this Christmas.

I know I will.

What the hell?

Thank you, Papa.

You know, I could go on.

But I know better than to let a meal my wife spent so much time cooking go cold.

Oh, stop.

I just threw it together.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

F***!

Anyway, thank you all for being here.

And I really mean that.

I know it might be a little crowded.

This room is off-limits!

And get off me!

And we might even go to the movies.

We can get on each other's nerves a little bit.

Hey, Ma, do you have any— No!

Whatever it is, no!

This is when we make those memories that last a lifetime.

Uh, occupied!

Grandpa!

Lock the door!

Because Christmas is about family.

And I am blessed to spend it with mine.

Cheers.

Cheers.

That was beautiful, Dad.

Well said, son.

That was great, Dad.