There was an old lady who swallowed a turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed a ball.

She stood very tall as she swallowed that ball.

She swallowed the ball to throw with the turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed a hat.

Imagine that!

She swallowed a hat?

She swallowed the hat to cover the ball.

She swallowed the ball to throw with the turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed a balloon.

She felt as big as the moon when she swallowed the balloon.

She swallowed the balloon to bump the hat.

She swallowed the hat to cover the ball.

She swallowed the ball to throw with the turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed a boat.

It slid down her throat when she swallowed that boat.

She swallowed the boat to anchor the balloon.

She swallowed the balloon to bump the hat.

She swallowed the hat to cover the ball.

She swallowed the ball to throw with the turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed some wheels.

She kicked up her heels when she swallowed those wheels.

She swallowed the wheels to drive the boat.

She swallowed the boat to anchor the balloon.

She swallowed the balloon to bump the hat.

She swallowed the hat to cover the ball.

She swallowed the ball to throw with the turkey.

I don't know why she swallowed the turkey, but she's always been quirky. There was an old lady who swallowed a horn of plenty.

She could have swallowed 20 horns of plenty.

Just then, the old lady heard a band, so she marched her way into the grandstand.

As the parade got underway, she wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving Day!