Yep.

And don't be too picky about Taiwanese food.

Nice.

Jenny, are you pretending to snowboard on your bed again?

Uh, no.

That reminds me, please don't talk about snowboarding the whole time.

What?

Should I talk about skiing instead?

Jenny, I'm serious.

Grandma is from a different time.

If you tell her the truth, she'll think you're a...

Just trust me on this, okay?

Okay, mom.

No snowboard.

How hard could it be?

So Jenny, what do you do for fun in Colorado?

Uh, fun?

I don't do anything for fun.

Nope, nothing fun.

Oh, are you a bookworm like our son, Hubert?

All he does is reading his room.

Yep, me too.

Read, read, read all day long.

I heard Colorado has a lot of snow.

Really?

I never noticed.

Yeah, and people ride a board all the way down a mountain.

Whoosh, whoosh.

Why would anyone ride a board all the way down a mountain? Certainly not because it's the most mind-blowing, adrenaline-packed, fully-immersed-in-nature experience known to man.

You know, I always thought skiing looked more fun than snowboarding.

Oh yes, I agree.

Because you have two skis instead of one board.

Plus you have those sticks.

Oh yeah, the sticks are nice.

Skiers seem to have more attitude too.

I guess we're all in agreement then.

Skiing is the best snow sport in the world.

Ah!

Actually, Jenny's true passion is snowboarding. That's right, snoring.

I just love snoring.

Oh, your Uncle Kevin loves snoring too.

Of course.

Snoring.

Why do you love snoring again, Jenny?

Oh, because I study it in school.

Oh, like research?

Yes, research.

In the library.

As opposed to outside.

Tell us more about your research.

I research the...

It's the kind of research that...

I mean...

Shrimp's ready.

Nah, not yet.

What research, Jenny?

All right, screw it.

You want the truth?

I love snowboarding, okay?

All I think about day in and day out is snowboarding.

And whenever there's no class, and sometimes when there is class, I go snowboarding.

That's why I got straight C's last year, and that's why my mom had to bribe me with a new snowboard to come to Taiwan and learn Mandarin, even though my Mandarin sucks ass.

And since I'm being totally honest, I really don't get hot pot.

It's just meat in boiled water.

I wanted to order pizza.

I can't stand that my husband has no personality.

I just pretend to read in my room when I'm playing video games.

I still play in my bed.

Oh, me too.

I'm angry at the world!

I want to have sex with a young Korean man like in the dramas!

Enough!

Jenny, we're a family.

I don't care how well you study in the U.S.

A family is like hot pot.

Each has its own characteristics.

Sometimes, more sauce makes it taste better.

I also think snowboarding is good.

Play more when you're younger.

So that means I can quit school and be a gamer?

Sit down!

I think I get it, Granny.

In this family, I'm the sauce.

Yes, you are the sauce.

Say hi, Mom!

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