Grandma got burned over by a great tear Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we leave Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer, playing cards with Cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Send them back!

Grandma got burned over by a great tear Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we leave Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Grandma got burned over by a great tear Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we leave Singing Grandpa!

Grandma got burned over by a great tear Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we leave You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we leave