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  • Our next guest is an exceptionally funny man, which is convenient, since he's a professional comedian.

  • And he also acts.

  • You can currently see him co-star alongside Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg in the new movie, Me Time.

  • I loaned you the money, and you refused to pay me back.

  • So now, he's gonna have to inflict some bodily harm.

  • What?

  • Stan. Stan the man.

  • Hey, I thought we were friends.

  • We are, but I was very clear about my fee structure.

  • It's a misunderstanding.

  • I did not know this was so time-sensitive.

  • Give me a day.

  • I'll move some funds around, and I'll pay you back.

  • What a day.

  • A day? Yeah.

  • All right, fine.

  • Oh, my God. Yes, thank you.

  • I didn't know what was going on.

  • I'm panicking right now.

  • Don't sever anything.

  • Just break a finger, and then we got to hit the road, okay?

  • Me Time is available this Friday on Netflix.

  • Please welcome Jimmy O. Yang.

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  • Whoo! Whoo!

  • This feels great, Steve.

  • We're making history tonight. You know that?

  • We taking over, baby.

  • This is the first time that Jimmy Kimmel First that an Asian host has interviewed an Asian guest.

  • It's gonna happen.

  • I feel free.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I feel good. I feel liberated.

  • I mean, that is a comfortable outfit.

  • Okay, well, maybe don't do that.

  • I mean, okay.

  • Whoo!

  • This is... this is the...

  • You know, come on.

  • All right, hit you a little squat over here.

  • I love that your outfit allows you to do that, because if I... if I were to join you, it's not...

  • Yeah, it would probably rip.

  • I'm always stressed with that, you know?

  • Okay, I'm gonna get down now.

  • While you're up there, if you wanted to...

  • This feels like classic Arsenio Haas show, you know?

  • You're Arsenio, and I'm Prince.

  • I would be Arsenio in this.

  • In this scenario. That's true. That's true.

  • And-and, you know, I'm a good Asian guest.

  • Uh-huh.

  • So I actually brought some good stuff.

  • Of course. You didn't come empty-handed.

  • Mr. Guillermo.

  • Come in, sir.

  • Look at this.

  • It's a celebration, man.

  • Dim sum.

  • Dim sum.

  • On to the Jimmy Kimmel show.

  • This is legit, Guillermo.

  • Yes, thank you so much, Guillermo.

  • Okay, let's... let's take a look at what we got.

  • It's not... Oh, look at this.

  • We got har gow here.

  • That's har gow.

  • This is char siu bao right here.

  • Oh, my... Oh, you got the...

  • Aha. You got the chicken feet.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • The feng jiao.

  • That is the real stuff.

  • That's one of my favorites, actually.

  • The egg tart. Here you go.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • See, this is all happening, man.

  • Oh, man, these are all hits, Jimmy.

  • Yeah, this is great.

  • These are bangers only over here.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • This has turned into, uh, basically Good Morning America on the cooking show.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, garlic spare ribs.

  • But it's... it's gonna happen.

  • No, it's...

  • We got to talk. Don't worry.

  • But we're gonna eat first, okay?

  • We're gonna eat first.

  • No, I-I see we got the...

  • the chopsticks and the condiments and everything.

  • I'm not sure what this is.

  • That's, um...

  • That's, uh...

  • That's a matcha spoon, I'm pretty sure.

  • I think so, yeah.

  • Okay, we'll throw that out.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh, oh, man.

  • Well, great, man.

  • Dude, I-I feel like I should congratulate you.

  • You got Me Time coming out on Friday.

  • You're about to go on tour.

  • Yes!

  • Yes, yes.

  • Yeah.

  • It's all happening.

  • And, um, is it true?

  • I read that you-you sold out the, uh, the Sydney Opera House.

  • Is that right?

  • The Sydney Opera House is all sold out.

  • Holy crap.

  • It's awesome, right?

  • That's great.

  • I think my parents are proud of me.

  • They're like,

  • It's awesome, right?

  • That's great.

  • I think my parents are finally proud of me.

  • That's the only two international buildings that Asian parents know about.

  • I'm still working my way up there, to be honest.

  • I feel like they won't really get there until I'm in an Avengers movie, which...

  • Right, right.

  • We'll see where that goes, but...

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Yeah, you'll get there.

  • I hope so.

  • I believe in you, Seymour.

  • Thank you.

  • Oh, I appreciate you.

  • Are you, um...

  • Are you bringing your parents along for the tour at all?

  • Yeah, no.

  • No.

  • No.

  • I've done that.

  • I've done that.

  • I love my parents, and you guys know my dad is quite the showman himself.

  • He's an actor, and he wants to do stand-up now.

  • So, actually, I brought him up on stage in Vegas, okay?

  • He loved it.

  • It was a big moment for him, but he kind of, like, froze up.

  • Like, he didn't...

  • He was gonna tell a joke.

  • Did he joke?

  • Yeah, I don't know if he joked, but, like, yeah.

  • Yeah, that was, uh...

  • That was, uh...

  • Yeah.

  • But how much of that is his fault, and how much of that is your fault?

  • Were you coaching him?

  • Were you running with him?

  • How is this my fault?

  • This is not my...

  • I told him, I'm like, hey, man, if you want to do stand-up, you know, go hit some open mics, you know?

  • That's how everyone starts.

  • And he was like, no, I do theaters only.

  • I'm like, that's not... that's not how it...

  • You know what it is?

  • I think you spoiled him.

  • I think you spoiled him.

  • I think you worked so hard so that your dad could have opportunities that you didn't, and he got it too easy.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • You were sacrificing every day hitting those open mics, and-and, you know, for it to just fall on your dad's lap like that, riding off your coattails.

  • I mean...

  • It's a classic Asian immigrant story.

  • Yeah.

  • I moved to this country so my dad can act.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Now, your dad, um...

  • Your dad, I think his first on-screen role was in, uh, Patriot's Day, right?

  • Patriot's Day, and then I wrote him in on Space Force.

  • That's right. I think we have a...

  • I think we got a photo.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • That's your dad right there.

  • That's him.

  • What a close-up.

  • What a close-up.

  • A SAG-AFTRA union actor.

  • He's got his SAG card and everything.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, look, look,

  • I got my parents into acting as well.

  • No way.

  • Um, my parents were in a Google commercial that I did.

  • Wow!

  • That is them. That is them.

  • That is my dad looking like the, uh, the Asian George Clooney.

  • He's, uh...

  • Dude, your dad's like a model.

  • He's, uh, he's...

  • Look, I don't know what happened with me, but I have very beautiful parents.

  • Yeah.

  • I have very beautiful parents, and, um, thank you.

  • And, you know, it's...

  • It is a thing.

  • You know, we try to...

  • We try to bring our dads and our moms along for as much of the ride as we can, but sometimes they... they embarrass us, right?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Um, so I stopped taking my parents to premieres, okay?

  • Like, my mom is great.

  • She's just happy to be there.

  • I took my dad to the Easter Sunday premiere, a movie I produced and I had a role in, and he bought these Ray-Ban glasses.

  • They're like the old Snapchat glasses where you can press a button and record.

  • But then a bright light would shine, so they let you know, like, you know, he's recording.

  • So when my scene came on in the movie theater, it was just a bright flashlight on-on his face.

  • He's just, like, looking at me, looking.

  • I'm like, Dad, what are you doing?

  • And I ripped it off, and I'm like, you're committing a federal crime right now recording in a movie theater and embarrassing me.

  • So he-he's banned. He's done.

  • But you bought him those glasses, right?

  • Just to... you... that was a present from you.

  • Yes, yes, no, yes.

  • Describe what these are.

  • So they're Ray-Bans, but they're-they're, like, spy glasses?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • This is not an ad for Ray-Bans, by the way.

  • No, no, no, no, no. We're not-we're not in...

  • But I-I bought him an iPad.

  • You know, I-I thought I'd be a good son.

  • It's a nice gift for his birthday.

  • And-and he-he called me a couple days later.

  • He's like, oh, no, too expensive for me.

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • Just return it, please, and give me the cash.

  • And then he used the cash to buy the Ray-Ban glasses, and, uh, now I created a monster.

  • Tell me about your, uh, your role in-in Me Time.

  • You play-you play, uh, a guy who's-who's kind of...

  • What was that, perm?

  • Yeah.

  • Is that a perm?

  • I wanted to get a perm so bad.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Because I was, like, channeling...

  • Like, he's a villain, but I want him to not look necessarily intimidating and not act intimidating.

  • Oh, no, you were-you were straight scary.

  • Yeah, that was frightening.

  • And-and I think that...

  • When-when people are truly scary, they don't try to act scary or dress scary, right?

  • He's just like a Hancock Park dad with, like, a lavender jacket.

  • And I'm like, dude, I want to go get a perm, you know?

  • But they wouldn't let me.

  • They're like, I don't know, you know, perm is permanent, you know, like, they might mess up your hair.

  • So they gave me a wig that's the exact same length as my hair, but a permed wig.

  • So I look quite ridiculous in the...

  • You look-you look great, man.

  • How is it-how is it working with, uh, with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg?

  • Oh, they're great.

  • I mean, Kevin Hart, you know, he's amazing.

  • He's, like, the guy in comedy right now.

  • So first day on set, I'm like, I hope he knows I'm a comedian.

  • I hope he knows who I am, you know what I mean?

  • Like, but he did, and-and he was very nice.

  • And they're both just so in the moment.

  • And they-they're great partners in a scene, you know?

  • They improvise, and they got-they're superstars, but they also, like, gave all of us plenty of space to work with it.

  • And it was just really fun.

  • They also, I feel like, both have, like, 40 businesses each.

  • Did you, like, learn any of that from them?

  • Or did you, like...

  • Yeah, they-I-I was at the premiere last night.

  • They both had their tequila brands here.

  • I think everyone has a tequila brand.

  • Everyone has a tequila, yeah, yeah.

  • Now, I-I don't know if I can compete with, like, the Rocks.

  • Oh, wait a minute. You have...

  • This is not tequila, but I did, you know, I-I...

  • Oh, this is-this is your venture. Is this your venture?

  • Well, you know, you came here with all this dim sum, and I just feel like I didn't-I don't want to be, you know, come empty-handed, but this is, you know...

  • We got some boba.

  • It's just some boba. It's just some boba.

  • Okay.

  • Um, do you want some?

  • I would-I would take some boba.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll take some boba.

  • I'll take that green one.

  • There you go. Guillermo, would you like some-would you like some boba?

  • Yeah, sure. Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Maybe pass this along to Guillermo.

  • Here you go.

  • Thank you.

  • They don't pay him enough, so he's really...

  • This is dinner.

  • This is good.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Well, look, you-you look great.

  • You look great in the outfit.

  • Uh, you know, thank you so much for joining us.

  • In the meantime, premieres Friday on Netflix.

  • We will be right back with music from Emelia Moore.

Our next guest is an exceptionally funny man, which is convenient, since he's a professional comedian.

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