I'm a goner!

The librarian is gonna hang me, quarter me, roast me, feed me to the dogs, pick up the pieces, rebuild me, and... say really mean things to me.

Dude, calm down.

The librarian is pretty chill.

She'll understand it was an accident.

Who... did...

It was I.

Detention.

Dude, why?

It's okay.

THE LIBRARIAN HAS VIOLATED THE COURSE RULE OF LIBRARY PRACTICE.

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ALL.

YOU WOULD SUCH PRACTICE WOULD YOU T- Dude, why would he do that?

Because he's pure!

That's not even the nicest thing he's done.

Remember the swimming pool?

Somebody help!

I know CPR!

I do.

Come on!

Come on!

What about you?

There are more important things than me.

Come on!

I will never forget this, Alice!

He was so disgustingly nice, I threw up puppies for days.

But you know what?

I bet he isn't really that nice.

Everyone has a breaking point, and I'm gonna prove it to you!

Why on Earth would you want to do that?

For science!

And because the people deserve to know!

And because I got nothing else to do today.

For a dude with no thumbs, he sure does give a lot of thumbs up.

Well, it doesn't cost anything, and he might just buy someone a smile.

I will break you.

What?

Someone over there needs your help for like two minutes.

Always happy to help!

Alan, make it three.

You got it.

Right.

What status update will ruin his life?

Oh, I know.

Oh my gosh!

Why are there so many drawn people in Elmore?

Go back to your flat country and stop ruining our economy!

Nobody likes a 2Dist.

Oh, Alan!

So, did you help him?

Everyone was okay, but I made them even more okay!

What happened?

I just assassinated your social life.

What are you gonna do about it?

Thank you.

Now I get a chance to befriend them all again.

I will break you, man!

No one's this nice!

No one!

Because if they were, I'd have to ask some very difficult questions about myself!

What does Alan look like again?

He's got this cheesy noble expression all the time.

Like this.

Make sure you get it exactly right.

Don't forget any details.

Okay.

I think it's done.

What?

You said don't forget any detail!

That'll have to do.

What's this for, anyway?

Why are we laughing?

Well, whatever it is, sounds like it's gonna be a funny surprise!

Principal Brown, is there a reason you wanted to see us?

Yes, but I'm not Principal Brown.

That's right.

It's me.

Open it.

It's a prescription for butt cream.

Yes.

I'm afraid Alan's been cheating on you.

With everyone.

And I mean everyone.

And everything.

What do you gotta say for yourself?

Yes, Helen.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Come on!

I can take it!

I...

I...

Where does this leave us?

What am I supposed to think?

Carmen, I love you too much to tell you how to feel.

Well, I'll tell you how to feel!

Single!

Any minute now.

Here it comes.

Gumball, I'm not angry with you.

Because when you truly love someone, you have to know when to...

Why can't I make you angry?!